catmag

Bobbyshinton come save us all. Oooo, that's harsh

Did you hear about the man who got his viagra and his sleeping tablets mixed up? He ended up going for 40 wanks. (Courtesy of popbitch)

Awww, cheer up missus I'm working tonight too but I'm in a quite smiley mood

Do you just hang around on corners with your camera to see what turns up?

An honourable mention - marvellous! You were doing okay til you mentioned the dreaded word

Glad it cleard up for you.....but frisbee...at midnight Aye The lure of the perfect cricket pitch was just too much to resist. I have no idea where the frisbee appeared from like...

Well the wedding was fantastic, the weather was beautiful and at midnight last night I was playing frisbee in the dark on the hallowed turf of Durham County Cricket Club.

Thanks honey! It's all good so far!

Considering you're the archetypal hairy Scotsman - that's hilarious!

I need to go to bed. Wedding in the morning - oh dear. Night chaps and chappesses.....

"Chapel hat pegs" ? I was thinking the very thing. Maybe like .50 bullets. Cheeky boys!! The top half of the dress is corseted so I shan't have that problem

Isn't it horrible? My cousin is getting married tomorrow and my dress is not conducive to this kind of weather

Excellent DVD choice if I may say so! I too have that exact same chair and tis lurvely

i can never see anything in those types of images. all i do is make myself look like a cross eyed spazmong. As opposed to............??

Did you talk to him catmag? Nah, I'm not even sure he came to our hospital. We just get tipped off from time to time when there's an incident in progress so we can be ready for the ensuing mess.

There was another one last night who jumped on the bandwagon (no pun intended) This one was decisive enough to jump, but not good enough at it to actually kill himself. Ended up in hospital with injuries instead.

Reset the lot and don't let peasepud near any of them!!

It'll only take me half an hour to get it back man

Do it!!

It's a tough one. It would take a very brave doc to go ahead with it knowing the relatives strongly objected. The families go through enough trauma when told that their loved one is clinically brain-dead to them be told their organs will be retrieved against their consent.

An absolute disgrace. No wonder he's champion of so many games

Not necessarily. As long as it's healthy and viable for transplant, they could still use it along with liver, kidneys, pancreas, lungs, corneas and even bowel, skin and bones these days.

Isn't that contrary to what Catmag has just said? Your next of kin CAN stop the retrieval, but are less likely to do so if you're on the register. No surgeon is going to go ahead with organ retrieval if a patients family are stood there saying that they refuse permission to do so. And no, if you're registered you don't need a card. If the situation arises where you could be considered as a donor then the transplant team will check the register to see if your wishes are there.

There's been an incident ongoing since about midnight and both the Swing Bridge and the Tyne Bridge are currently CLOSED. Police are in negotiations with a man who sounds like he's trying to hoy himself over the side. Just thought I should warn you!!

I swear on my cats lives that I have not cheated to get my scores. I just became obsessed with it and played it to death. There are certain layouts that I skip cos they take longer to clear, but that's not cheating. I think Pud cheated to beat me like