catmag

Working away during the week now I think.

Birdhouse In Your Soul - They Might Be Giants

Stick with it. You'll be surprised at how much easier it gets as you get more flexible

Absolutely tragic RIP Paul

2 cups of tea and 2 chocolate digestives..

Hmm, I've woken up like a bear with a sore head today. Bah.

It's got to be in Newcastle And I have to be invited I think stag being the key word Cath. Listen, I've been on more boys nights out than you've had hot dinners. I'll cope

It's got to be in Newcastle And I have to be invited

I am wearing hot pink theatre shoes I've just watched X-Factor and managed to cry through about 90% of it. I am wearing new spectacles that make me look like Supernanny I've just had a banana and strawberry smoothie and it was lush I should be out on the razz

No takeaway tonight Spaghetti hoops on toast it is then

Ladies and gents (and Wacky) The news reached me this evening that our very own Scottish Mag has proposed to his wee lassie and she's been daft enough to say yes. That's her ear bent for the rest of her life. Whip round for ear-plugs, anyone? Seriously though, Congrats Ritchie, and may yee have much happiness!

lifting up Cath's nightie?!

Having been out with Lins on several occasions, I'd say hers were genuine Not sure about the others, and I think Brock is just trying to fit in.

Ok, so what happened was. In kings, if you pick up a certain card number, it's truth or dare. So someone dared me to go across the street, knock on their door and ask for some sugar. I went over, knocked, and this boy of about 10 answered the door in full Liverpool kit. I managed not to do a Stevie on him for that, and said 'hi, I've just moved in across the road- do you have any sugar, please?' and he looked back at me in bemusement and said 'sugar?... no' (what a LIAR!). Then my friend got T or D so I told her to go back to the same house again (this was about an hour later) and ask for sugar again. This time the kid's dad answered the door and he was clearly pretty unimpressed at first; but somehow she managed to talk until he liked her. So he went next door to get us a huge bag of sugar, and then asked her if she was free to babysit his kid next week because he and his wife don't live together any more (although interestingly they live next door to each other). And he also said if she had any DIY/plumbing/electrician stuff she needed in the house (which she just moved into), then just ask him. What a nice man! Either that or he's planning to murder her. It's very worrying that someone would entrust their kid into the care of a person they'd known for literally 5 minutes (no offence to your friend, of course)

On a diet like Cheeky fuckerrrr!!

Lins, something tells me you're going to regret this in the morning. On the other hand, I'm giggling so much I've got tears running down my face. We definitely need a night out soon

I'm disappointed in you

It's a basic relaxation pose and it's marvellous. Your fella just lifts up your nightie and rolls on - that kind of corpse position? Possibly similar

I read that as "I am an Italian gypsy" Maybe I should start drinking.... A little tipsy. I knaa man, I knaa!! I can be an italian gypsy if you want thoufgh. Can you look like Johnny Depp in Chocolat while you do it? Probably not but I can put it on youtube after and mime along to the scene you're thinking of. Oh my.

I read that as "I am an Italian gypsy" Maybe I should start drinking.... A little tipsy. I knaa man, I knaa!! I can be an italian gypsy if you want thoufgh. Can you look like Johnny Depp in Chocolat while you do it?

It's a basic relaxation pose and it's marvellous.

I read that as "I am an Italian gypsy" Maybe I should start drinking.... A little tipsy. I knaa man, I knaa!!

It's more difficult than it looks to begin with but I'd definitely recommend it. I used to do a lot of Ashtanga yoga and you feel really ungraceful and wobbly at first but it's amazing how quickly you relax and strengthen, being able to hold the poses and balance a lot more easily. I found it fab for relaxation and it really helped to strengthen my back which I was having some problems with at the time. Don't be surprised if you fall asleep whilst in the Corpse position either

I read that as "I am an Italian gypsy" Maybe I should start drinking....