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Curry for tea at work tonight. I'm going to be about 15 stone by Wednesday morning.

I've just looked in the freezer and I've got none It's like living at Mother bloody Hubbard's in here. Is anyone making something nice for tea that I can take a plate of to work?

Dear me. I think I'd rather just drink! Work for me tonight but I shall make up for lost time next week. It's really fun! It takes 2 seconds to learn in real life. If I make it up for a game some time, I'll show you. You're on

I've got a craving for fish finger sandwiches

You love it!

Happy, happy, happy! Have a good evening

Dear me. I think I'd rather just drink! Work for me tonight but I shall make up for lost time next week.

There's obviously been some cheating going on - it's just not possible

But damned cute with it!

Still as much of an insomniac as ever then, Jody?

Why are you boys still up? I'd do anything to be in my bed now.

Just to clarify - I didn't have all of the above, just a bit of each. I still feel like a humungous piglet and can't possibly do any work for at least an hour. If anyone needs surgery in the next hour, can you hang on please?

Urgh, I hate that.

Pizza, donner kebabs, chips, jumbo sausage and rissoles. Us NHS workers are so healthy. I think I'm gonna be sick

He pops in from time to time and then pops off again! Cam's doing okay too as far as I know

No, what you should have done was ask him why he was being a stupid and insensitive arsehole and THEN you should have gone to bed. Yessss you're right there Cath, but by then i felt so angry and upset i couldnt say much at all...all i'd wanted was alittle TLC Awwww. I hope you feel better soon Aw thanks you I cant move my jaw much today (some might say thats a good thing mind) but im much better already! Its amazing how quickly the mouth heals. I'm glad to hear it. I'm going to have something similar done soon and I'm dreading it.

No, what you should have done was ask him why he was being a stupid and insensitive arsehole and THEN you should have gone to bed. Yessss you're right there Cath, but by then i felt so angry and upset i couldnt say much at all...all i'd wanted was alittle TLC Awwww. I hope you feel better soon

No, what you should have done was ask him why he was being a stupid and insensitive arsehole and THEN you should have gone to bed.

Where the bloody hell have you been hiding?! For the last month or so Broken "bloody" Hill and let me tell you if it's fixed now it must of been a complete fucking mess before!!! Here for a day and away again for another month or so Then back at the end of the month for another hellish job. Besides the freaky new look to this board and the fun times our club is doling out to us, have I missed anything? Not a thing! Different day, same old shit. Nice to see you though

Where the bloody hell have you been hiding?!

Reminds me of the Jackass episode where they ate the raw ingredients for an omelette, puked it back up into a frying pan, cooked it and ate it. I've made myself feel quite unwell now.

Then I concur.

Just accept the fact that men are always wrong andlife will be much easier all round I think she might murder me when she finds out I've eaten all the chocolate biscuits. If I'v not been on here by tomorrow afternoon will you ring crimestoppers? Has she started throwing pans yet? That's the point where I knew I had to start behaving...

What's in it?

We live in hope.