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Bugger off, Catholic girl Besmirching the name of Catholics AND using the c-word all in one post. Too much.

Fab pics on the news at the moment of Richard on a stretcher being taken from Leeds to a hospital closer to his home by air ambulance. He's laughing and smiling and apparently doctors are stunned by his progress considering the accident was only a week ago. Good to see

you're talking cats aren't you Aye Non-identical though.

One of my absolute favourites.

Perfect opportunity for a spot of unplanned willie-watching, Shirley? You might be surprised at how un-erotic a flaccid, mid-stream cock is. Love it up you though! Mid stream? Okay, yous can all pack it in now.

Aye, they're only babies though..

Always, always, always.

Can't say it's something I regularly rant about in real life but as there was a topic made about it I thought I'd put my two pence worth in. I don't lose any sleep over it like.

So did I, which is what I thought people were talking about at first. Could get quite messy if you don't raise the lid (actually reminds me of a student joke I once did - putting sellophane over the toilet in the girls' toilet, but that's another matter). As for my personal hate, it's people who don't wash their hands afterwards (i.e most people I find) - you scruffy, dirty, bastards. Aye, I'll bet it's not just in hospitals where MRSA is rife. I'll bet many, many people who have never been in hospital have got it in their noses or throats.

I was alternating between working and hoying up, but aye, if you leave the seat up you're all lazy, scruffy twats.

I thought this thread was going to be about snakehips becoming more forgetful as he gets older. What a disappointment

Barbie pink? Meenzer will be so proud!

Two different formats of next-generation DVDs, basically, with much greater capacity for higher detail picture quality. There is going to be a format war. It's nothing to worry about tbh. Ah, merci

I have understood precisely 17% of everything that has been written on this page. Part of that was "Betamax"

Are anklets back in fashion then? What on earth are you on about?! Anyway, I shall be nice this evening. I've just returned from having twins (and don't I look good considering!!) so here's tonights pic.. Awwwwww

Double ewwww...

You're a disgrace!! Aye, and what of it? Notice she didn't say no though. I'm at work and being perfectly respectable. Look >>>>>

You're a disgrace!!

So what would you like a pic of tonight, guys?

I must say I saw a Toplass post in a thread about dampness and possibly involving moistness, and not the post I was expecting. Was the 'brie down the cleavage' post not enough to keep you going for a while?

Ewwwww.....

It was 6 years ago now so I've stopped bursting into tears when it comes on, but it can still catch me off-guard from time to time. It may well have come on when we've been out, and I may well have just excused myself for a few minutes. And I've told you lots of things petal, when you've been both sober and so hammered that you got me thrown out of a bowling alley. Gawd only knows which conversations you remember!

The little ones look a bit king prawn'ish....