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Okay, you need to learn your directions. You were supposed to move further NORTH remember? That's upwards

Your 'future wife's' got proper veiny knockers tbf. Let's hope she doesn't apply the same judgement to the penis of whoever she does end up marrying. She's married. Here's Mr Aguilera..... Looks a bit nerdy so he's got to have something going for him....

I'll only be there before but I'm not sure about anyone else. See you there pert arse You won't even know which one is mine!

I'll only be there before but I'm not sure about anyone else.

Anyone oot?

Your 'future wife's' got proper veiny knockers tbf. Fancy using your own photo as your ava! Self-obsessed, you.

They're getting better

Ooooooo. "Allegedly" might come in handy there

And the number of fucking nutcases that sit and watch it out of morbid curiosity!!

We could still do the match and drinkies and get something to eat on the run? How about making it the 16th and just seeing what happens?

Good to see that Kieron has rounded up some of his mates to try and help the bairn too.

I think it's important to understand what people are capable of. It sounds like I may have seen the same one described; numbing, gut-wrenching, can't really describe how bad it was to watch. I don't think you have to actually sit through a video of torture to understand what some people are capable of. I agree with Spongebob in that if I knew what a link ocntained and it was of extreme cruelty/murder/violence I would choose not to watch it. Back on topic, I saw a pic of a bloke the other day who's head had been eaten away by maggots and they were crawling around his brain - he was still alive aswell

Bugger. I'll have to watch the repeat..

The latest Gervais/Merchant/Pilkington offering...

One thing I love about you is your use of "Haway" as a greeting So spectacularly out of context but very endearing at the same time. Howay! He's half-mackem man!

One thing I love about you is your use of "Haway" as a greeting So spectacularly out of context but very endearing at the same time.

Oh dear. Snakefight.

Thanks petal I won't be out after the game this Sunday anyway.

I'll do anything for the promise of a free drink, as Pud knows only too well Thank you for your generosity All of the other board members today appear to be complete tight-arses [/cue bumming joke]

You bunch of nutcases! I think I've got post-nightshift delirium

Reet, it's time to put my begging head on. I know there are others on here who are doing the zip slide on Saturday but as no-one else has tapped anyone up for sponsorship, I might as well do it! We have to raise a minimum of £150 each for the day and with 3 days to go I've only got £95. SO, anyone who is willing to sponsor me, please PM me and I will be eternally grateful. There will be a drink in it for you should you ever attend a forthcoming pissup! Thanking you in advance

Honestly, it's been freezing in the middle of the night

I am an absolute delight no matter what time of day or night!

Ohhhhh yes. I also remember there being a clearly defined hand print on the back of my legs once which I kept looking at whilst looking extremely badly done to in order to make my mother feel guilty. I don't think it worked.

Helloooooooo................. The nights are definitely getting colder - it's sodding freezing in here. I'm just starting on permanent nights and it maybe wasn't the best idea in the world to do it over the winter. On the plus side, it means every Thurs, Fri, Sat and Sunday day off