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And that it's only nice with mounds of hummous on it.

And that it doesn't contain hardly any in the first place

I didn't say it could burn fat, I said it takes more energy (calories) to chew it than it contains. Anyway, it wasn't meant to turn into Debate Of The Day

You do realise that eating celery burns more calories than it actually contains? Random fact of the day...

Cheeky fucker!

Sore boobie? 187110[/snapback] Sore back from carrying them

Women's troubles

Good grief, you were obsessed with me last night weren't you? No wonder I could feel my cock burning... 187080[/snapback] You might want to put some cream on that. Or mybe that's what caused the trouble in the first place...

You must drink often, Johnny

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and/or undies. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not ! WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a chicken. None of these are of major concern to me at the moment as I'm still on these bloody antibiotics but I shall heed them in the future!

That's bloody ridiculous If they're being little shits then at least you'd be able to identify them! They'd deserve a bollocking off their parents for ruining their uniforms.

I'd have a classy little bar in New York or Sydney, and have plenty of people to run it while I "oversee matters"

Oh dear. Are they part of The Hoopy Jumper Brigade?

Looks like it!

I like a bit of karaoke every now and then

Can someone show that to Shola too....

Without wanting to spoil the thread, when I lived in Manc my local pub had karaoke on 5 nights a week. It was busy at a weekend but on a Tuesday and Thursday there was regularly only the bloke that ran it singing away to himself for 4 hours. He was shite an'all....

I can't stand watching golf normally but I watched this. It was quite good fun, and confirmed my suspicions that Meatloaf is a complete nutcase

I always get my milk from the shop but there's definitely a milkman still on our street. I can hear his milk float whirring around the place at ridiculous o'clock.

Is that the film about the South African gangster bloke? I never got round to seeing it when it was out, is it worth a watch? 186497[/snapback] Most definately. 186500[/snapback] The reviews for it were fantastic. I'll look it up and watch it

Is that the film about the South African gangster bloke? I never got round to seeing it when it was out, is it worth a watch?

I've never heard of Planky Mill. Where is it?

Second podcast from series 3 out today for them folks that are keeping up with it

Slept, mainly

I've been watching the highlights of the festivals of an evening on telly and it looks like it was class. I don't think I could ever be a 'festival chick' like as I'm far too classy to get muddy