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Babayaro was absolute dogshit today. The pitch was atrocious and we're lucky the game didn't get called off at half-time as it was badly waterlogged from the beginning. Not a classic win but a win nonetheless. It was nice to see us battling til the death as in previous seasons we've tended to put our heads down and become complacent once we've got the upper hand. I hope Shola's injury isn't too serious - he looked like he was struggling with a recurrence of his hip problem for quite a while before he actually came off. Parker was solid, N'Zogbia is a joy to watch, Carr wasn't brilliant, Butt was unlucky (he looked up for it from the beginning but came a cropper in a clash with Emre) and we generally looked like we underachieved but got a result. MOTD is just starting so no doubt there'll be lots more to discuss, but all in all it was a satisfactory win for the first game of the season. Good to see Rob Lee as the half-time hero too! A win, a few drinks, and a good day all round. Thank gawd for the return of the football season.......

Pete winning earned me £50. I'm not complaining.......

You see, that happened when we got there after the game aswell. I batted my eyelashes and smiled seductively and the bloke on the door let me and Gems in no bother Good to meet Renton and his good lady - hope to see you in there again, and fantastic surprise post-match appearance by the useless Manc and his missus - always a pleasure

I think this genre of comedy bypasses me somewhat.

If repitition is the mother of all cop-outs then stop going on about the price. It's his bloody choice if he wants to pay £7.50 to go and see a film man And Johnny - that wasn't the most in-depth review I've ever read

No, ya daft bint!! *will claim delusional behaviour/insults resulting from cronic illness * I used the title of 'Medical people' as a request from medical people to my question. I just wondered if he was talking shite, as it seemed such an easy way to sort all the questions out. 180752[/snapback] I was referring to your spelling ability you delirious giffer!

Medial people?! John Fahanu? This man-flu is really messing with your typing ability tonight!

Diddums! Staying in tonight as I've got double shifts lined up both days this weekend... company expected tho. Yes Lins, THAT one. 180721[/snapback] I'm sure if you showed me them, it would perk me up no end! 180725[/snapback] I've heard of some daft names for "them" but never that one! 180729[/snapback] First for me as well on that one. 180732[/snapback] You could both send me a pic of one each!! What a good idea. What else could you want to do on a Friday night? Help the aged and all that I'm joking, by the way EDIT; Mrs hips just came in when this was on the screen Cue frantic clicking onto other pages 180736[/snapback] You old perv!

Diddums! Staying in tonight as I've got double shifts lined up both days this weekend... company expected tho. Yes Lins, THAT one. 180721[/snapback] I'm sure if you showed me them, it would perk me up no end! 180725[/snapback] I've heard of some daft names for "them" but never that one!

Quickly please

You boys are being very naughty tonight!

Managed to finish work at 7pm instead of 8, came home, jarmies on, glass of wine and crap telly for me. Really, really looking forward to tomorrow and the return of the football and the sociableness that surrounds it!

I can't bear Aislene either. She's so bloody self-centred it's cringeworthy. Maybe I just have issues

Not unless he wins outright

He doesn't have the Dutchest of names, does he?

Dozy Bint !! Nicki, not you Cath. 180698[/snapback]

Erm, yes

Nicki is fucking pathetic.

I'm officially working 8-8 unless I can swing some time-owing. I hate this shift on a Friday

You forgot this..

Im just in the middle of watching that. They are currently getting towed to safety..... 180040[/snapback] I don't know, Cath, might be better off - when groups get caught, one always survives, so if a group of one is caught will they definitely survive? 180043[/snapback] Just keep watching

Yes, they were all blokes who were making cocks of themselves. I'm sure there are some decent blokes in C-L-S, I just didn't see any that night.

You seem to be missing the point. If I wanted someone to go away with - I do actually have plenty choice without going on a website to find another "loner" I don't actually have a "predicament" whereby I have no friends. And that one night out was indeed a bad experience, and one I don't intend to repeat. That was my experience, not an assumption I'm making about the place!

You're presuming that everyone who goes on holiday alone just walks up to people in bars and goes "hello, I'm on holiday by myself, and I'm obviously not nearly as cool as you are cos you're sitting here with lots of friends while I'm here alone. Please be my friend" Just because I may choose to go and visit somewhere on my own doesn't make me a weird loner with no friends. It means I can go where I want, when I want and don't have to compromise. Don't be so fucking narrow-minded and dismissive.