catmag

Saw this challenge on MOTD last night and it was blatantly obviously in Thatchers mind that he was never going to try and get anywhere near the ball. He just ran at him like a train and went straight through him. Hope Mendes is okay and that Thatcher gets suitably punished for it. The referee was completely incompetent in not giving him a straight red.

I can completely understand parents wanting the absolute best education for their children, it's the 'pushy parents' thing that I have more of a problem with. There was a family on the programme where the father was making his son attend 2 lots of private evening tutorials per week as well as 3 hours of revision per evening, 7 days a week to ensure his kid passed the entrance exam for the school he wanted him to go to. At one point they were having a normal conversation, the child said something and his father barked at him "What have I told you about mixing up your tenses when you're speaking?!" This child was about 10 years old and hadn't once been asked what HE wanted to do with his life or where he wanted to go to school. His father was completely obsessed with the child spending every spare moment learning at the expense of any kind of social activity. He had done this for a year before the exam for his child's "own good"

Awww Have you got any new pics? It'd be better than having to look at all these spiders

Surely you'd just given extra shifts to cover their disappearances ? You've not thought this one through properly, have you ? 183894[/snapback] Aha!! BUT! I'd then flee the country and go to the Maldives where I would set up my first-aid hut on the beach treating sunburn and insect bites for no more than food and accomodation as wages. They'd never find me to make me come back and work the extra shifts! Unless they're reading this, of course...

The SMB is crashing under the strain

she's probably had worse to be fair... 183884[/snapback] Aye, but we'd all be pointing and laughing if that were the case

I'd willingly become a hitwoman and have several of my work colleagues as my victims for all of £20 at the moment...

Lins, I cannot believe you have that thing in your hand. I think I'm going to faint just looking at it

I'm sorry but unless you want a picture of "Austrailia's next top model" you'll be disapointed ! She's guarding the remote at the moment. 183873[/snapback] Good to know you're in charge in your house

Jimbo! It's only real if it's on your telly!

Turn it over then ??? 183853[/snapback] Nah, it'll get some of my anger out 183859[/snapback] I would watch it so I could shout at the telly for a bit but the other half is busy scouring all the sports channels for news of "his teams" new manager.. 183862[/snapback] Oh. My. Word. He's a....... mack.... a one of them?!

My brother just text me this and he usually follows texts like that up with a punchline of some sort. He didn't!

Turn it over then ??? 183853[/snapback] Nah, it'll get some of my anger out

Thing on at the moment about parents trying to get their kids into schools of their choice. There's just been a 10 year old kid on saying she's desperately worried that she might have to go to the *screws up face* local comprehensive where "all the criminals go!" Apparently there's some who want to get their kid into the local Catholic comp cos it's sooo much better I can see this programme is going to annoy me. Bratty little shits!

Why are you trying to kill me?

I don't need your approval thanks It's rude for ladies to spit anyway. As to whether I'm a lady.....

And is this the one you keep telling me I can have?

Surgery scheduled for today I believe. Fingers crossed for a full and speedy recovery. Wouldn't fancy the pressure of being his anaesthetic nurse today

Confirmed, Catmag doesn't give head tight cow imo 183265[/snapback] You'll never know. Your loss eh? 183267[/snapback] Depends if you've got sucky off lips and know how to use them 183282[/snapback] Damn right. I've had no complaints.

This is very true. It just feels like a day at work is a day of my life completely wasted

Have a super-duper time!

Confirmed, Catmag doesn't give head tight cow imo 183265[/snapback] You'll never know. Your loss eh?

Babybel is a tasteless excuse for a cheese. It's plastic and pointless.

Can I have it tattooed on my bosses head? She didn't put my timesheet in on time last month and having been desperate for payday for weeks, I'm now about £600 short Tattoo HER head, give ME the £5m