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After marrying someone who was totally in love with someone else and made no secret of it, it's not surprise her head was fucked up and she sought some kind of affection elsewhere.

I've seen Coppelia and Sleeping Beauty in the past few months. I wasn't overly enamoured with SB as it was over-elaborate and dragged on for about an hour longer than was necessary, but Coppelia was beeyootiful

"sight" petal. 188426[/snapback] I'm incredibly busy at work. You're lucky I'm posting on here at all, so never mind correcting my spelling! 188428[/snapback] We're honoured

NAVAL Where you from Jesmond? Belly button, man 188402[/snapback] Listen, fuckhead, if I want to call it naval, I'll fuckin' well call it navel (notice how I have used both vowels as I divvent - oops, sorry, that's the Waaallsend in me - know how it's spelt!). I call it navel (a?) as opposed to belly button as I haven't the foggiest if it actually is the naval (e?) they get pierced or just the skin above it. See???? It's nice to be nice! 188425[/snapback] Speaking of old blokes.....

"sight" petal.

There's no way he's persuade me to buy double glazing off him like!

I'M NOT LOOKING FOR FOOD MAN 188404[/snapback]

Blimey. Time does fly, doesn't it. I'd been to a mate's 21st in Preston and was absolutely hammered. Fell asleep with the telly on in this hotel and apparently the other half had woken up, watched it all for ages on the breaking news thing and then went back to sleep, only mentioning it in passing at breakfast the next morning!

I WOULD 188364[/snapback] Noelie man! You're 105 years old - of course you would!

The bloke who lives opposite me has stained glass in his front door depicting the England 3 Lions

For those of you who are whingeing - we've not been fit to lace Man Utd's boots for years now, and Ferguson has always been top class at picking out potentially good players. I know this is a kerayzee thought but let's see what he can do before metaphorically chucking ourselves off the Tyne Bridge at this news eh?

Happy Birthday Little One!

Cooler, bihatch! 188048[/snapback] Give over! Eric is a dude

You sir are a FUCKING TWAT! 188046[/snapback] I thought it was funny in a truly bizarre kind of way.

Cute, but not nearly as cool as Flat Eric

He's still living it up in Oz actually so if I phone his mobile he could get a taxi to the airport!

Blast from the past!

I don't know why I ever get my hopes up cos ultimately I'm always disappointed. Unless tomorrow is going to bring an unexpected and fantastic surprise, which I seriously doubt.

Lovely mental image there

It's not somewhere I've ever had any desire to go to. Have a good time though!

blokes a fool me dear !!! 187841[/snapback] Ohhhh yes. But then blokes in general are.

Whatever possessed ITV to give this woman her own chat show She's reading the autocue like a pissed dyslexic. Her star guests at the moment are Ozzy's 3 sisters Although I think Beyonce is on in a moment.

Cheers. 187291[/snapback] You're welcome!

Would you mind PMing around a list of acceptable topics for us to choose from? 187269[/snapback] Nah. Carry on posting and I'll decide if it's acceptable once it's up

I hate being wrong, therefore if that's what it takes....