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Yikes

I won't be playing. Your ego's couldn't take being nutmegged by a girl

The mental images of you holding a steam iron over your laptop are hilarious! Ingenious like - I never would have thought of that!

Please someone make it stop

Gawd only knows what state my poor bear is in after that.... 153645[/snapback] Btw, what are the future plans for Toonted? I might meet sammynb later this week. Shall I bring back wor Toonted to Newcastle in a couple of weeks? 153647[/snapback] That would be fab! Yes please

Gawd only knows what state my poor bear is in after that....

Spanner

Anyone else decidedly underwhelmed at the prospect of this one? I may even have to resort to watching BB tonight

I've had that e-mail about 10 times and never sent it on. If bad things are going to happen to you they'll happen whether or not you clicked on the "forward" button....

He didn't even see the incident.

Have you been watching BB instead of the world cup?

Class to see the oppostion players sat together wondering what the bleeding hell is going on

Lampard had a mare today but you can't deny he's a fantastic player. The jury is still out with me on the Beckham thing. I think he's underachieved this world cup but again, where would we be without him after today. To be fair, he said afterwards that he was unwell before the game and puked on the field. Lennon did well when he came on but doesn't have Beckham's experience. And I only remembered we'd actually taken Jenas when I saw him on the touchline today....

Does anyone have a fucking clue what's going on here?

It's turning into a farce

You don't love her enough to give her your last profiterole? 153247[/snapback] He never even realised he had eaten the last one Cath harumph 153257[/snapback] That's what he says, Linz, but you never know when they're just trying to stay in your good books! I'd make him buy a packet of Rolos and see what he does with the last one

This ref is lovin' his cards!

Luis Figo is a very naughty boy

You don't love her enough to give her your last profiterole?

I've got a mate who is the spitting double of Screech. It's the bane of his life

He appears to be an incredibly volatile individual.

You know how to live life in the fast lane! 152986[/snapback] The fast lane??? Not when I'm driving up there I won't be, some wanky Swedish construction company are digging up the M1 Now, who do I work for again? 152988[/snapback] A wanky Swedish construction company perchance? I'll be doing everything but the footy. I shall be chief photographer for that Best have your legs looking their best, boys!

Facking hell!

You know how to live life in the fast lane!

Not unless they're arseless ones, and then he approves