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I've noticed as I've been popping in actually It's just that it's normally about 4am your time when I get on here so I've not been able to tell many people off. Enjoy it while it lasts - I'll be back soon!

Hey, it's freezing here tonight! I've actually got a cardigan on!

Where's the hat with corks on smiley?

Loads of sunshine, a cracking suntan and I'm very smiley. Therefore I think that officially makes me the most gorgeous person on here actually Nighty!

I am. Therefore if a kitten was in the sink and in danger of going down the plug hole, it would go round the other way. That's physics, isn't it. And aye, I'm here til Friday and then I have to return

Looking after sick folk?! I'm in Australia on my jollies petal. I just needed to shelter from the sunshine for a while so I thought I'd come and see what you lunatics were up to. And the other stuff wot you wrote? Errrr, aye.

It would still land on it's feet

Dear me, I go away for a couple of weeks and the place descends into chaos. You lads are like dribbling puppy dogs and bickering children. Get a fucking grip. And there are far too many c-words going on in this thread. Nice of you to apologise before I'd even seen them though

You're a horrible, horrible man. All that "I've just sent you a pic of the cat on the phone but it mustn't be working" business?! What have you done to my children?! I want a picture on here tonight when you get home, else there will never, EVER be any more half-time chocolate at the match. Ooooooooohhhh no sireee!!

I'm still waiting for that photo

Erm, mine was a bit like that except for when you and M left, we found another bar that was open on the way home. We got back to the hotel the next morning 130093[/snapback] What next morning? It was almost daytime when we left! 130097[/snapback] You left about 3am? We got back abouuuuut 8am And re: the breasts? You shouldn't have been looking!!

What you on about?! Toon Ted was sunbathing in the nuddy on Manly Beach this morning! He's also had his photo taken in far too many compromising positions for my liking 130086[/snapback] Have you looked out the window at the moment? 130094[/snapback] Yes

Erm, mine was a bit like that except for when you and M left, we found another bar that was open on the way home. We got back to the hotel the next morning

Bastid

I want photographic evidence to say they're still alive and well!

What you on about?! Toon Ted was sunbathing in the nuddy on Manly Beach this morning! He's also had his photo taken in far too many compromising positions for my liking

Me and Ted are outta here guys - got a plane to Heathrow to catch. Be good, take care and I'll catch up with yous soon

Catholic you mean? 127904[/snapback] I've taught him well I love his hoody top

I'm starting out at home in Gateshead. Hope you like me better than them cats.

They have been doing that pitchside routine for a few games now. 127736[/snapback] I thought that too. "I'm very sorry, gentlemen of the media, but our ground is just so small that the only place for you is on a foldy-up table by the side of the pitch. Once the match starts you'll have to fold it up and go and stand out of the way though!" 127738[/snapback] Whisper it quietly, Rob W is wrong for once ! 127741[/snapback] Okay, I'll be quiet. ROB WAS WRONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I was listening to Metro this morning and apparently something was mentioned yesterday morning about Roeder taking over. It was a complete rumour that got out of hand and spread like wildfire, making the news on SSN and the papers, but they've said this morning how it was nothing more than a rumour.

They have been doing that pitchside routine for a few games now. 127736[/snapback] I thought that too. "I'm very sorry, gentlemen of the media, but our ground is just so small that the only place for you is on a foldy-up table by the side of the pitch. Once the match starts you'll have to fold it up and go and stand out of the way though!"

Oh dearie