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Apparently Florence is fine but Mildred is not speaking to him. He keeps getting dirty looks as if to say "Take me back to my mother RIGHT NOW!" 127709[/snapback] is Florence the ginga one by any chance? 127718[/snapback] No actually! She's the silver tabby identical to the one you psted in the Burberry jacket

Apparently Florence is fine but Mildred is not speaking to him. He keeps getting dirty looks as if to say "Take me back to my mother RIGHT NOW!"

That's got to be a euphemism! And you've got to be joking?! Pud's cat is diabetic and he only occasionally remembers to give her insulin!

Ta petal. Can you just keep checking up on Scott from time to time. I think the kittens have already started to bring on a nervous breakdown

shes a girl *dons very very hard hat 127624[/snapback] Twat. *flutters eyelashes*

Isn't about time you were collecting the children?! 127499[/snapback] Which brings us back to your trip- have a great time Cath, safe travel! 127513[/snapback] Thanks Mags. I'm only going as far as Heathrow tomorrow and then I fly on Thursday, but the holiday starts once the front door closes behind me

Isn't about time you were collecting the children?!

You just want to watch

As an avid fridge-magnet collector ( ) I shall be keeping my eye out for some on my travels so I shall pick some up for you on the way

Good god, it's Rob 127410[/snapback]

The curry ones are nice man, yer git lezza! 127461[/snapback] Ming mong

Yeeeeeurch!! To all of them!

A very well-oiled lunch by the looks of it. How the fuck they allow you back in that office of an afternoon is beyond me

Looks like they're onto him and dealing with it, thankfully.

You're going to shove his arse up his elbow?? How does that work? I suppose you learn these new fangled techniques being a nurse. 127380[/snapback] It's amazing what I'm capable of when I'm angry

They're gonna shit all over your house man! 127367[/snapback] They've never once shit anywhere except in their litter tray (this excludes the time I found Mildred IN my bed with a turd clinging onto her furry bot ) However, I'm going to slip some laxative into their dinner today just before Scott picks them up...

She's just bone idle 127344[/snapback] I'm leaving for Australia tomorrow and don't have time for such menial tasks!! 127346[/snapback] Well mark my words you'll regret it when you comeback to a shit tip! 127350[/snapback] That's why I need someone to clean it for me, man!!

You fucker If there is as much as one piece of fur out of place on those kittens when I get back you won't know your arse from your elbow as one will be shoved up the other!

She's just bone idle 127344[/snapback] I'm leaving for Australia tomorrow and don't have time for such menial tasks!!

Would someone come round and clean my house please? I'll give you a chocolate muffin EDIT! And NO that's not a euphemism!

I think he more than deserves the chance.

View from the top of the Empire State building, New York Central Park, New York Ground Zero at night, NY Ground Zero, NY Times Square, NY

The Angel Kuredu Island, Maldives Kuredu Island, Maldives Basilique Rosaire, Lourdes Le Chateau Fort, Lourdes (by day) Le Chateau Fort, Lourdes (by night)

*puts hand up* 127064[/snapback] Ah yes, I forgot about you and your secret spy missions! When you due to go away next, snakey?