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She could just go down the Bigg Market and do that

Plenty of it here 137126[/snapback]

Oooooo, apparently they're very rare!

Nicola I think.

Why is it harsh? He's right. He may be a fellow pro but he's not involved with the club anymore and doesn't have to be diplomatic.

Congratulations petal - fab news!

that's probably cos she's a woman and will no doubt be talking utter crap, with some hidden message that "If we knew her, we'd understand" or something equally proposterous 136953[/snapback] You're such a cynic

What? With 3 'g's' in the middle of it?

And what characteristics makes that other one me?! 136852[/snapback] Well the hair's bob on for a start. 136855[/snapback] Lovin' your 'tache there Sammy.

Someone ought to beat you for knowing that!!

It's bastard pissing down here and it's THUNDERING for fuck's sake!!! I've got a suntan which makes me look quite ridiculous in this weather!

And what characteristics makes that other one me?!

And where are the pictures that are going to persuade us girls and gays to watch it?!

Because they're sweaty animals and there's all manner of germs breed in their crotches at night

*Dutifully makes it and presents it to you with a sweet smile * *Then raides your wallet and goes shopping!*

*stands with arms folded, shaking head*

I watched Jarhead a couple of months ago and really enjoyed it. It's not my normal type of film but I was outnumbered when it came to the choice of film that evening! Oh, and I didn't need to ask any girlie questions about it

Sound, I'll have a piece of that action. And if it's booked, anyone fancy a spot of wrestling instead? 136504[/snapback] Aye, I'm in!

I've had word from (Aussie) Steve. He will be in attendance. He says it'll give us something nice to look at

Why has this thread turned into a Weight Watchers meeting?

Maybe you are used to going out for meals with a bunch of sweaty, dirty people but up here we tend to clean up before a good night out... And to think you call us Sweatys.. 136220[/snapback] Nah, I'm not going to be seen out with you if you're all stinking actually

date-rapist tbh. 136216[/snapback]

You bunch of wimps!

I don't get it...not one of your funnier ones. 136203[/snapback] I like Sammy better when he's pissed

Ah, are you Still On Speed? 136126[/snapback] Not so much anymore 136127[/snapback] And the Brown Ale?