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I got home from work this morning and went straight to bed cos I STUPIDLY told one of the girls I'd come in early tonight so they could all go out on the town without me. Tonights nightshift: 6.30pm til 8am tomorrow morning, and I know for a fact that the lass who's coming in for me tomorrow will be fucking wasted tonight and will be late in

Considering her language the soap should be whacked straight in her gob! 138888[/snapback] I'll do it! Despite the fact that Pete leaves me completely worn out just by watching him, I'd love to see him win it.

I caught about 5 minutes of BB earlier on when Nikki was whingeing, crying and pouting about not having her suitcase. Something about having the kind of make-up that only comes off with cleansing wipes. I can't bear her - give her a bar of soap.

That's what annoys me when people are very quick to critcise the police. Whilst I am fully aware that no one person or system is infallible, I don't think a lot of people realise what some police officers experience in their day-to-day work. My uncle is pretty high up in Northumbria Police and some of the things he's had to deal with have been horrific.

After the way you went on about her?! Ahhh, the fickleness of youth...

I'm very glad I no longer have to do the commute to the match from Manchester. You either have to take out a bank loan to get the train or spend 2 days on the National Express to get there It was best when one of my mates used to drive up and I'd jump in the car with him. Birch Motorway Services to the Tyne Bridge used to take us about an hour and 15 minutes. He was a lunatic

One of the girls here at work is desperate to get one of them golden tickets, so if you DO happen to find one, can I have first dibs please?

Shirley you jest ? 138663[/snapback] Listen - it's hard for me to admit that! If anything, his concentration appears to be a little better, which is a start. He remains the most frustrating player I've ever seen. And don't call me Shirley

Oh, and if any of you need a caesarian in the next 3 days, I'll be here til Monday morning. Very reasonable deal to be done - mates rates and all that. Howay man - I need to try and get rich somehow!

Get it topped up and text him, you gyppo!

Blimey, that's a blast from the past! What is your yearly Eurovison bet, Dan?

I agree with Renton re. Chopra. I've also watched him over the last 3-4 years in the reserves and it really doesn't bear any similarity to the first team games. I also incidentally didn't think he was anything outstandingly special. When he first came onto the scene as a teenager he looked promising, but never quite fulfilled his potential. In a lot of the reserve games I've seen him play he even looked a little arrogant in his attitude as if he felt he was better than a reserve player, which his performances didn't particularly justify. His performances for his loan clubs have shown that he is a good Championship player, but maybe it's about time we stopped waiting for him to all-of-a-sudden become this fantastic Premiership striker. As for Shola? He's improving

What goes "Beep, beep, beep, beep....?" The Arsenal open top bus reversing back into the garage.

Be careful - you never know when you might need me!

Are they handing you coupons as they enter the theatre like? 'STOP! You'll have to use the scissors and the wooden spoon on this one, Doc. Her coupon expired yesterday.' 138641[/snapback] I think the special offer was that if they had their caesarians last night then they got the best anaesthetic nurse the north-east has to offer

You were fucking besotted with the Tweedy for ages! 138443[/snapback] Wor lass thinks she's the fucking anti christ though and I'm fed up of getting wrong off her for mentioning her name when I'm talking pop music/masturbating in her hair etc. 138454[/snapback] Samuel!!!!

You were fucking besotted with the Tweedy for ages!

Aye, looks like it. 138407[/snapback] Throw the book at him 138412[/snapback] Awww, not Nobby, man - he's fab I'll be sorely diappointed in him if any of this turn out to be true.

Aye, looks like it.

Ohhhhhhh, if only!! 138392[/snapback] I'd say the same. I've heard it described as a pin. 138393[/snapback] What? Yours specifically?!

Apparently Bonnie has a brother called Clyde. How wacky of their parents

I wouldn't give a flying fig if none of our players were English/Geordie etc. They'd still be OUR players, playing for OUR team and if they won something as part of OUR club then I wouldn't feel the slightest bit cheated if they won something. I'd rather have a team full of N'Zogbia's/Solano's than Chopra's if it meant we got our moment of glory.

Ohhhhhhh, if only!!

There was something in the paper yesterday to suggest he'd been to a party and had a drink, although denies being drunk when it happened. Hope nothing comes of that

Would anyone like me to vote on their behalf? I'm having difficulty choosing.