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Give me Ouzo any day.

They're like Aqua Teen Hunger Force, but achieve less. 138906[/snapback] Who are Aqua Teen Hunger Force? 138909[/snapback] They're like Fathers For Justice, but achieve more. 138921[/snapback] Ah, okay - cheers

...that are usually covered in piss 139063[/snapback] Is Fish saying he finds 'scrubs' sexy, or has he been down Ann Summers again? 139066[/snapback] Didn't you know? We all dress like Barbara Windsor in Carry On Doctor. These suspenders and stilettos can be a bugger when I'm tottering over to maternity....

...that are usually covered in piss 139063[/snapback] Hhmm kinky eh ? 139064[/snapback] Only if it's a 90 year-old granny with a urine infection that floats your boat

Whether we like him or not, Shepherd is unfortunately the figurehead at our club and therefore representative of us. I hate the fact that he can't keep his fat gob shut and just get on with his job and running the club. There are very few chairmen of clubs in the PL who are household names because they keep their heads down and get on with what they are paid ridiculous amounts of money to do. Unfortunately Freddie loves to parade himself to the media and have his say and 9 out of 10 times he looks like a cock when he does so. The man has no concept of keeping a dignified silence and that's what pisses me off.

...that are usually covered in piss

They're like Aqua Teen Hunger Force, but achieve less. 138906[/snapback] Who are Aqua Teen Hunger Force?

That was a bit of a learning curve! The young grasshopper did good!

Happy, happy, happy! Hope you've had a fab day

Anyone going to be watching the fight tonight against Laszlo Komjathi? Looks like it'll be the first serious test for Khan and it'll be interesting to see how he does as this will be a much more competitive fight for him. I think he's (Khan) a talent and a nice lad, and would like to see him go far. ITV at half 10 if anyone's interested.

I got home from work this morning and went straight to bed cos I STUPIDLY told one of the girls I'd come in early tonight so they could all go out on the town without me. Tonights nightshift: 6.30pm til 8am tomorrow morning, and I know for a fact that the lass who's coming in for me tomorrow will be fucking wasted tonight and will be late in

Considering her language the soap should be whacked straight in her gob! 138888[/snapback] I'll do it! Despite the fact that Pete leaves me completely worn out just by watching him, I'd love to see him win it.

I caught about 5 minutes of BB earlier on when Nikki was whingeing, crying and pouting about not having her suitcase. Something about having the kind of make-up that only comes off with cleansing wipes. I can't bear her - give her a bar of soap.

That's what annoys me when people are very quick to critcise the police. Whilst I am fully aware that no one person or system is infallible, I don't think a lot of people realise what some police officers experience in their day-to-day work. My uncle is pretty high up in Northumbria Police and some of the things he's had to deal with have been horrific.

After the way you went on about her?! Ahhh, the fickleness of youth...

I'm very glad I no longer have to do the commute to the match from Manchester. You either have to take out a bank loan to get the train or spend 2 days on the National Express to get there It was best when one of my mates used to drive up and I'd jump in the car with him. Birch Motorway Services to the Tyne Bridge used to take us about an hour and 15 minutes. He was a lunatic

One of the girls here at work is desperate to get one of them golden tickets, so if you DO happen to find one, can I have first dibs please?

Shirley you jest ? 138663[/snapback] Listen - it's hard for me to admit that! If anything, his concentration appears to be a little better, which is a start. He remains the most frustrating player I've ever seen. And don't call me Shirley

Oh, and if any of you need a caesarian in the next 3 days, I'll be here til Monday morning. Very reasonable deal to be done - mates rates and all that. Howay man - I need to try and get rich somehow!

Get it topped up and text him, you gyppo!

Blimey, that's a blast from the past! What is your yearly Eurovison bet, Dan?

I agree with Renton re. Chopra. I've also watched him over the last 3-4 years in the reserves and it really doesn't bear any similarity to the first team games. I also incidentally didn't think he was anything outstandingly special. When he first came onto the scene as a teenager he looked promising, but never quite fulfilled his potential. In a lot of the reserve games I've seen him play he even looked a little arrogant in his attitude as if he felt he was better than a reserve player, which his performances didn't particularly justify. His performances for his loan clubs have shown that he is a good Championship player, but maybe it's about time we stopped waiting for him to all-of-a-sudden become this fantastic Premiership striker. As for Shola? He's improving

What goes "Beep, beep, beep, beep....?" The Arsenal open top bus reversing back into the garage.

Be careful - you never know when you might need me!

Are they handing you coupons as they enter the theatre like? 'STOP! You'll have to use the scissors and the wooden spoon on this one, Doc. Her coupon expired yesterday.' 138641[/snapback] I think the special offer was that if they had their caesarians last night then they got the best anaesthetic nurse the north-east has to offer