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I'd take that back having seen you devour an Abdul's kebab in two bites. Okay then, where do we want to go grown-up wise? We could do Azzuri (Italian) Est Est Est (Italian) La Tasca (Spanish) HanaHana (Japanese) Somewhere in Chinatown (errr...Chinese) etc etc. Suggestions please and then I'll make a poll.

Mam, is that you?

I'm up for that, and if we can decide on a place then I'll book it too. Do we want somewhere fairly grown-up rather than Pizza Hut?

I didn't notice that she was particularly skinny

Daniel - you gonna ref?

Peasepud palmed a dodgy Scottish £20 note off on me the other week when he was paying his debts. I managed to get rid of it to a takeaway delivery bloke at work

*cough Monday* 125139[/snapback] I was on nights. All the days were mixed up last weekend

Class, class, class!! Thank you so much. That is the first I've seen of any of the game/goals since we played them on Sunday.

I'll physio. Beware - all 'groin strains' will be treated with ice!

I've met all of the above and.. Mr Kirkey, Mr Fish, snakehips, Steve, Lou, rikko, Optimistic NUT, Scottish Mag, maggiespaws, geordieshandy, JJ, Ally, daveytait, JawD, Groundhog..... erm, I think that's it 124799[/snapback] 125081[/snapback] Whoops! Sorry dude! Actually I left you off deliberately after seeing you a couple of weeks ago in a dodgy pair of jeans that looked like they were going to fall off any second.

Don't all trip over yourselves to confirm my gorgeousness now boys!!

Sounds class! Will we all get royalties if it goes to number 1? Can't you just get people to use their sound recorder on their pc's and e-mail the clips to you? That may be complete bollocks as I'm not technical in the slightest...

Sounds like fun! Definitely time for some of you non-local lot to get up here and join in the socialising

She's 80 today apparently. It's just been on the radio that Buckingham Palace have received something like 20,000 birthday cards for her. Who the ferk sends a birthday card to the Queen other than her family and heads of state etc...?

Did you know that Gemmill has purchased some pink latex hotpants to wear when he sees Erasure tonight?

It's much more fun just introducing yourself and joining in the craic!

I've met all of the above and.. Mr Kirkey, Mr Fish, snakehips, Steve, Lou, rikko, Optimistic NUT, Scottish Mag, maggiespaws, geordieshandy, JJ, Ally, daveytait, JawD, Groundhog..... erm, I think that's it

I'm a canny poker player actually. And I won that one easily! Class

I'm sure I have seen them in the Queen Elizabeth !!! 107564[/snapback] Oi! I work there!

Used to wear number 99 tbh 124501[/snapback] Shot 9 times, played in goal for Algeria. 124508[/snapback] Whats that pope doing having kids anyway? I thought popes were only allowed to bash their bishops? 124520[/snapback] Illegitimate son I believe. Very common in days gone by for Popes to have loads of mistresses. 124527[/snapback] Wasn't one of the medieval popes a woman, who gave birth whilst on a procession, and was swiftly executed? 124532[/snapback] Was that not a Monthy Python film?

Had on - you missed this off your post...

clip fast buckle 124517[/snapback] Gems, it's a word that has more than one meaning, and those meanings are contradictory to each other: Eg: 'Fast' can mean quick or it can mean stuck. 'Buckle' can mean to fasten together or to fall apart.

Okay, so who can give me an example of a contranym?

Do you have a furball?

Sammy, we sorted this out pages ago man!