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I've just had a fish finger sarnie

Shurrup I've been on nights all week and tea is usually around 2am and consists of whatever sarnie I've managed to throw together after I've got up in the late afternoon, plus whatever choclolate is left in the vending machine at work.... You just wait til you're qualified and have to go 3 days without food cos the nurses are working you too hard

50 pence and a sherbet dib-dab?

You can just watch the actual World Cup and do it then! Hmmm, Crouch or Ronaldinho... 139299[/snapback]

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Where is the equivalent laydeez option?! And no smare arse remarks telling me there's lots of laydeez on there...

Maybe their 'Hitzfeld for the Toon' campaign was more effective than that of N-O

Listen, I lurve black pudding. You can't get much worse than that!

Of course they do, there's those pigs and dem udder pigs. 139244[/snapback] Truly offal. Just like Cath's dinner. 139251[/snapback] Oi man! Stop dissing the dinner! I was at work, bloody starving and hadn't had a proper meal since last Sunday! I ate kangaroo in Oz. It was okay

Hey man! There are times when all a girl needs is a battered jumbo sausage! 139209[/snapback] I'm more of a chipolata man tbh. 139210[/snapback] Aye, I had heard rumours...

Hey man! There are times when all a girl needs is a battered jumbo sausage!

All Chinese takeaways sell chips! In fact, most of them sell burgers, kebabs and pizza an'all

Sorry And Pud? Yer a dorty, dorty beastie!

Night, night. I'd have whupped you anyways...

I'm not used to it being this busy at this time of the night. Who has wet the bed?

Howay, Dave - let's have a game of blackjack...!

Oh dear. Tell him I've nipped to the shops for some milk. Or give him another drink

Speaking of the tour of Jormany - how is the bear?

I don't feel particularly sentimental over the number 9 shirt and don't see that it should be retired. Shearer has gone, NUFC is still here, therefore onwards and upwards for us.

Wronnng! And yes, it was battered And lush.

Hmmm, I'm not sure - I think so. I'll report back with my findings later

They're like Aqua Teen Hunger Force, but achieve less. 138906[/snapback] Who are Aqua Teen Hunger Force? 138909[/snapback] http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6...&q=pulp+fiction 139108[/snapback] That's funny And I haven't seen Pulp Fiction Is this ATHF a kids thing then? I occasionally switch the telly on to kids programmes by accident and the incessant noise and high pitched squealing (especially on them Saturday morning progs) just sends me daft. I'm getting old. It's probably just as well I don't have kids as I'd probably lock them in a room and make them read books quietly

It's being delivered in precisely 15 minutes. Yummmmmmmmm!!

Yummmmmmmmmmmmmm!

Dear God in heaven above. "A milkshake, a floating order of fries and a meatball become local superheroes that safeguard the world (when they feel like it)." What is the world coming to? Bring back Bod!!