catmag

It's much more fun just introducing yourself and joining in the craic!

I've met all of the above and.. Mr Kirkey, Mr Fish, snakehips, Steve, Lou, rikko, Optimistic NUT, Scottish Mag, maggiespaws, geordieshandy, JJ, Ally, daveytait, JawD, Groundhog..... erm, I think that's it

I'm a canny poker player actually. And I won that one easily! Class

I'm sure I have seen them in the Queen Elizabeth !!! 107564[/snapback] Oi! I work there!

Used to wear number 99 tbh 124501[/snapback] Shot 9 times, played in goal for Algeria. 124508[/snapback] Whats that pope doing having kids anyway? I thought popes were only allowed to bash their bishops? 124520[/snapback] Illegitimate son I believe. Very common in days gone by for Popes to have loads of mistresses. 124527[/snapback] Wasn't one of the medieval popes a woman, who gave birth whilst on a procession, and was swiftly executed? 124532[/snapback] Was that not a Monthy Python film?

Had on - you missed this off your post...

clip fast buckle 124517[/snapback] Gems, it's a word that has more than one meaning, and those meanings are contradictory to each other: Eg: 'Fast' can mean quick or it can mean stuck. 'Buckle' can mean to fasten together or to fall apart.

Okay, so who can give me an example of a contranym?

Do you have a furball?

Sammy, we sorted this out pages ago man!

Yes you have dummy. Scott is your name but it doesn't describe you does it? It applies to verbs that describe themselves I believe. EDIT: Adjectives even 124443[/snapback] I don't think that's right. Give an example other than autonym? 124449[/snapback] Small 124451[/snapback] No, I don't think so. Catmag got it I think. 124455[/snapback] Literally giving English degrees away in the 90's tbh. 124471[/snapback] Fuck off!

It's a word that describes itself. 'Noun' is a noun 'Word' is a word 124446[/snapback] Aye. And Scott is a Scott. Dog is a dog. Cat is a cat. I'm sure I'm onto something with this noun thing. 124458[/snapback] Stick to numbers, dude

I've just had a look for some more: 'Polysyllabic' is polysyllabic Get it now?

It's a word that describes itself. 'Noun' is a noun 'Word' is a word

'Darling...would you do me the honour of....GET IN! FUCKING CHARLIES SCORED! TAKE THAT YOU FUCKIN MACKEM SCUM!' 124433[/snapback]

I have an announcement to make. Because he is very shy and does not want any bother or attention (it's a different story when he's stripping in the Trent like), I have taken it upon myself to inform you that our very own Mr sweetleftpeg finally decided to pop the question to his beloved Mrs SLP on Monday gone, and the crazy bird - she say YES! Congratulations! AWwwwwwwwww......

I've already taught you not to use filthy words when I'm around. I've not even started yet!!

Did you know that daffodils are poisonous to cats?

But why would I want to do that?! I'm staying at a pub!

Aye, I go a week today so will miss the rest of the season. Gonna try and find a pub with the Chelsea match on when I'm there like! I've got a fair idea of what I want to do while I'm there but I'm not going to travel too far out of Sydney itself. I'm intending for it to be a bit of a relaxing holiday aswell. I am climbing over the Sydney Harbour Bridge at one point though 124332[/snapback] I reckon you should have a week up North like Cath. The weather will be lush up there as it's the dry season and you'll be able to get a cheap internal flight and it's perfect for doing nowt (on gorgeous deserted beaches) or visiting the Barrier Reef and Rainforests if you fancy that. Plus, Sydney might not be too good weather-wise. That said, it's the tail end of autumn so it might still be really nice without being too hot. 124337[/snapback] Accomodation in Sydney is already booked, and we don't all have the luxury of 3 months there y'knaa!! I'll just have to go back

Another euphamism? working from home is where its at baybeee, in fact Id go so far as saying that "working from home is the new working in the office" tbh jesus wept FACT 124338[/snapback] Skiving bassa

Aye, I go a week today so will miss the rest of the season. Gonna try and find a pub with the Chelsea match on when I'm there like! I've got a fair idea of what I want to do while I'm there but I'm not going to travel too far out of Sydney itself. I'm intending for it to be a bit of a relaxing holiday aswell. I am climbing over the Sydney Harbour Bridge at one point though

I think Renton and SMO should come along for this one actually 124319[/snapback] Meenzer and S-O shirley 124321[/snapback] And Renton Threesome. 124324[/snapback] I haven't been out on the piss before or after a match for months actually due to family committments at the weekend, and Saturday is no exception unfortunately (no I am not under the thumb, well, a bit sometimes). I am hoping to go out for the Chelsea match and Shearer's testimonial though. Wish I was going to Oz though - an ambition of mine. 124329[/snapback] Well I kind of wish I was going to the testimonial and Chelsea games, but not enough to swap you I'll stick some photos up when I get back

I think Renton and SMO should come along for this one actually 124319[/snapback] Meenzer and S-O shirley 124321[/snapback] And Renton Threesome.

I think Renton and SMO should come along for this one actually