catmag

Had on while I doctor....erm.. I mean correct it.

Tough paper round eh????????? 118332[/snapback] Do I know you?!?!?!? EH? EH?!!! I don't look a day over 50 Pud - correct! 118339[/snapback] Check-mate There is no possible correct Pud-saving answer to that question 118344[/snapback] You're making about as much sense as him tonight an'all!

118340[/snapback] Pfffffffffffffffffffffffffft!!! Oooooo, 'scuse me..

Tough paper round eh????????? 118332[/snapback] Do I know you?!?!?!? EH? EH?!!! I don't look a day over 50 Pud - correct!

You're presuming that.. a ) He has a computer, b ) If not, he has access to one at the Care In The Community project that he looks like he goes to, c ) He would even know what to do with a computer if he had one. 118327[/snapback] been up all day and night again pet? you're not on the ball at all. What I mean is we replicate his ad on the net but tell people its all done in text, describe him and offer the same services, £100 for a full day or night. Tell people on the ad that to preserve everyones safety I will act like a girl (just say because thats not as frowned upon by police). Then say that although in text I will tell you to meet me somewhere else after the drop this is just to put off anyone overhearing/ seeing etc what I really mean is to follow me out of the drop site and speak to me. He would never need to know its on the net. 118330[/snapback] I didn't understand a fucking word of that. V.complicated. Aye, I've been having about 3hrs kip a day for the last 5, so that might explain it.

When did our ages get added to our profiles under the avas?! I'm only 28, you lying bunch of bastards!!!

You're presuming that.. a ) He has a computer, b ) If not, he has access to one at the Care In The Community project that he looks like he goes to, c ) He would even know what to do with a computer if he had one.

I agree. It's hilarious to note that the peak of his rise into fame and fortune was doing pantomime in Darlington at Christmas

I know this has been mentioned before but I'm listening to the Century commentary and the keep on banging on about it being a local derby. Does anybody really consider it to be a local derby? Just curious as I've never really bought into the hype surrounding it.

Sorry - I've just seen the replies I didn't end up going back in One of the ITU staff took the scope back round themselves. If I have to go in again tonight for anything I shall be vigilant...

The Boro commentators are obviously impressed by him today Sounds like he's having a blinder!

Goodness me, it could never happen on N-O! It's far too high-brow a place for this kind of childishness and anything that means that people can have a laugh gets instantly deleted. Imagine the bannings too! Nice of you to drop by and have a read anyway. Maybe you should slap your own mug for the moment of weakness you had when you actually came over here and read the thread. You should punish yourself tbh

I seriously think it would be unwise to try and find out who the girl is. The pictures could have been random ones off the internet or she could be his (very young) lass who is in on the scam. Either way, how do you plan on finding her? I'd go with continuing to scare the shit out of him and make him think he's going to end up locked up for what he's doing.

Terreh

The man himself is logging in very soon...

Too busy playing bad cop to themags' good cop. 117585[/snapback] I'll bet it's like watching Police Academy in Durham today

Still not answering the phone......

Ewwwwww Fuck knows who the lass is or where she fits into all this Anyway, I'm not sure whether something is happening at the moment cos he's not answering his phone. Gawd, it's like one of them daft books where you can choose multiple endings....

Reet. Here's a very quick summary. The lads dropped the 'money' off in the library and WHSmiths and kept an eye on proceedings only to find a tall, skinny skinhead lad mooching about the place and they clocked him straightaway. Turns out that this lad is definitely the one who they've been texting all along (eww) so we've no idea who the girl is or whether she even knows that her photo has been used in this scam. Anyway, the lad has seen pud and the mags hanging around in both the locations and believes they are plain clothes coppers try to nab him He text them saying something along the lines of 'fuck this - you're coppers' to which pud replied that he wasn't. This lad has now legged it but they don't know whether he's going to try and come back and collect the 'money' at some point.. What they want to know now is.. - Should they come clean to him, text him and admit the truth - Text him saying that yes, they are coppers, but if he meets them and admits what he was doing that they'll 'let him off with a warning' and them admit the truth. otherwise there'll be a warrant out for his arrest. Basically - scare the shit out of him - Start a fake police website with WANTED posters for him I've strongly advised against the last one by the way as impersonating a police officer is a bad, bad crime! Reet, quick replies please as they're now hanging round not knowing what to do....

Right, I've just had a phonecall from Pud. Give me two minutes to type it out cos he wants our advice about something, but stay tuned - this is funny....

UPDATE! "THE MAGS IS GETTIN BRAYED! I REPEAT - THE MAGS IS GETTIN BRAYED!" I made that up by the way. 117547[/snapback] I have just text him asking them to be careful!

UPDATE! "We think we may have our man - skinheed. Themags is following.."

You've done this before, haven't you?

Me: "Any word from themags?" Him: "Just seen him - he's outside WHSmiths" Yeah, AND?!

"She's bombed me oot" Dear me!