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Don't know what went on there were not all as gifted as you. Was that another bite? I think so. Must be that time of the month again 61834[/snapback] Sorry to disappoint you, but it's not. I'm just naturally snappy.

You need to sort your quotes out mate, and I don't give a fuck if he was on a wind-up tbh.

Nah, it's not boring to not want anything for Chrsitmas - I never know what I want really. My mam starts asking me what she can buy for me around October and I still never manage to come up with anything by the time Christmas comes. My electric blanket was an early Christmas box though and a truly inspired decision!

3 months in Barcelona sounds class - and the best way to learn the language is to live in the country. Can you not do the 3 months there and then come to England after that?

Could be anyone that, tbh. 54212[/snapback] Buster Bloodvessel tbh. 54242[/snapback] Have you seen Buster recently?? Fuckin hell - a shadow of his former self! 61362[/snapback] We were in the Trent after one of the matches and there was a cockney bloke sat near us who was the spitting image of Buster Bloodvessel. There were also some very pissed lads playing pool who were canny craic and delighted in reminding him of it at every opportunity.

A family of gypsies die in a terrible accident and end up stood outside the Pearly Gates. They knock a few times and St Peter comes to the gates to answer. "Hello!" says one of the gypsies, "Can you let us in please?" "Oh I dunno" says St Peter. "I'll have to go and ask" So off goes St Peter to have a word with God. "God, there's some gypsies at the Gates and I don't know whether to let them in or not. There's a few black marks against their names and I'm not convinced they're going to fit in here." "Ah" says God "Everyone deserves a chance to enter the Kingdom of Heaven and redeem themselves following death. Especially after such a trauma." So St Peter goes back to the gates to have a word with the gypsies and soon runs back looking extremely hot and bothered to see God.. "They've gone!!" "Who?" says God, "the gypsies?" "No!! The fucking Pearly Gates!"

Can peeps please post any major developments cos I'm at work and will probably just be popping in and out to check on what's happening. Thankies

That's weird!

I too feel that Shearer maybe has too much influence at the club but that whole Kluivert interview just smacks of a sulking child with a huge chip on his shoulder. The reason he was shit at Newcastle was not the fault of Alan Shearer - it was the fault of Patrick Kluivert and his obviously over-inflated ego who, it appears, cannot accept the fact that he is no longer a great player.

His forward rolls are pathetic. It's like watching a 5-year old doing PE at school.

And you're an arsehole IMO.

Aye. If I get the basic package it'll cost me £50 for Sky+ anyway. 61306[/snapback] Even with Sky Sports and using that special offer thing? 61307[/snapback] That's part of the offer cos it would normally be £90 for installation then £10 per month for the Sky+. If I get Sky Sports it would be £32 a month after the offer ends and no subscription for Sky+. Just weighing up my finances at the moment.

Aye. If I get the basic package it'll cost me £50 for Sky+ anyway.

I'm guessing it'll be on 5Live anyway, n'est-ce-pas?

D'oe!

In the ring around 10.15pm apparently. Although after my mistake with the depth of the Titanic the other day I wouldn't listen to a word I say

To be honest, Hatton never really looks like he's having too mcuh bother with most of his opponents. The fight against Tszyu was his toughest test and it was a cracking fight in the end. There's all this carry-on with him splitting from Frank Warren at the moment aswell, so probably more about external factors and how he handles the pressure more than anything - something he's never had a problem with before. Just get the fight man. And make sure I get a running commentary Hattons the only boxer I'd actually sit down and watch at the moment.

It's supposed to be a tough fight apparently. I was reading earlier that Maussa's a hard-hitter and a bit of an untidy fighter. Coupled with the pressure for Hatton to defend his title it might make it an interesting one. It's in Sheffield too instead of the MEN arena so it'll be slightly different turf for Hatton too.

unless it wasn't the hair on her haid she was drying. 61264[/snapback] It was

Nah, we're not bothering for that one 61052[/snapback] It might be a good thing if I don't see you after what Scott said about you being a gas machine. 61060[/snapback] I'm a laydee. They smell of lavender.

Aye you make a good point like. I reckon we should all rent a house in the Lakes for the weekend and settle this like real men. With a game of sticky biccy. 61024[/snapback] No way am I playing sticky biccy with you lot. 61054[/snapback] I should hope not too. I'd like to think you werent a 'real man' either! 61055[/snapback] Not really real, but I've got bigger metaphorical bollocks than some blokes I know.

Aye you make a good point like. I reckon we should all rent a house in the Lakes for the weekend and settle this like real men. With a game of sticky biccy. 61024[/snapback] No way am I playing sticky biccy with you lot.

Nah, we're not bothering for that one

NOT THE UNION ROOMS!!! But yeth, I'll be there

Has Cath got nowt better to do today than light her own farts and send dodgy e-mails? 60811[/snapback] Oi!