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Ohhhhhhhhh dearie. I want the arcade AND the snowflakes!

Are you Fred Elliott?

Now, now girls! Am lovin' the snowflakes

Happy birthday uncle Scott!

Very festive!

I thought Instillagel was meant to be topical? I wouldn't fancy putting it in my mouth! Rub a piece of raw potato on it. No idea if/why it works. In fact, I think it's an old wives tale, but it's worth a go!

Police have admitted today that George Best was in fact not buried last week, and that in retrospect the decision to have him cremated in Hemel Hempstead on Sunday was a big mistake........

...Old Man Gemmill! 30 years young today and not a ging... errrrr.... grey hair to be seen! Have a happy day, dude.

Can this be un-stickified now?

And for some bizarre reason reminds me more than a little bit of our Sammy.

Karl Pilkington - complete comedy genius without even knowing it.

Parker Shearer Ameobi

"Ohhhhhhhh I need a pooooooo! I can't hold it in anymore! It's coming...... it's comiiiing!! "

Other than a brief spell using an Evil Edna and Miss Piggy avatar, it's always been critters of the feline flavour pour moi.

I love the way he's now referred to as "Fucking Silky" Hope you told him that's what he now had to advertise as, Lou

The worst street entertainer I've ever seen was on Michigan Ave in Chicago. A young'ish lad in dreadful 80's clothes with a ghetto blaster 'dancing' in the loosest sense of the word. It was excruciating.

I would class McArthur's thing as "stupidity" rather than "sport" though. What was the fucking point? 67123[/snapback] Are you being serious? 67126[/snapback] Not entirely but I don't think she should have been considered for sports personality of the year. That sort of thing should be reserved for Record Breakers. Dedication....oooooo dedication. 67130[/snapback] Kind of agree about the 'sport' thing. She also did the fastest lap time on Top Gear last week like Multi-talented

I would class McArthur's thing as "stupidity" rather than "sport" though. What was the fucking point? 67123[/snapback] Are you being serious?

It's always corny and it's always a foregone conclusion as to who is going to win it - especially in recent years.

It would certainly make for interesting dressing room conversations with Shearer. Best of mates, aren't they?

yeah...thanks for that! 66502[/snapback] Well they do! And I have to sit and watch it!! 66506[/snapback] ok ok toooooo much info 66507[/snapback] No, no, no. This is too much info... They make a small incision in the testicle and dig down into it using a sharp instrument to find the spermatic cord which has gone into spasm and has twisted..... Want more?

yeah...thanks for that! 66502[/snapback] Well they do! And I have to sit and watch it!!

Hope we don't get beaten by too many goals this afternoon as a special birthday treat for you. Have a good'un anyway petal

Makes me feel a bit ill to think how the doctors fix that! 66494[/snapback] They cut into them and untwist the bit that's twisted

New Year is always shit anyway, so why not make it as shit as it can possibly be and go to Sunderland!