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Bless him. He really does warm my cockles does Nobby.

Spot on there like. Hadn't put the two together until you posted it. They do look similar, but Hendrie has more of an angry charver look about him. 54172[/snapback] At the risk of sounding completely politically incorrect (Moi?! ) they both look like they have a degree of learning difficulties.

Hobbit-faced is about right. He has a similar demeanor to Lee Hendrie IMO

Bloody hell - it's like Willow gone wrong

You might just want to check with her which Escada fragrance she was talking about as there are a few There's the Escada fragrance itself but there is also Escada Island Kiss and Escada Sentiment too. The major department stores should carry them all if you find out which one it is.

Ancient!

He's minging like.

My shift at work on Tuesday involved a 12-hour shift, an unfortunate stab victim and a 60-pint blood transfusion. We then got a bloke who had accidentally slit his wrist through his artery whilst clearing up some rubbish in his garden - needing another 8 pints. If anyone feels like going to give blood anytime soon, it would be appreciated as there's a bit of a shortfall in the Gateshead area at the moment

Ooooo, you huffy little madam!

manc-mag

Probably trying to drown out the sound of your rabbit tbh. Coat already on. 51538[/snapback] The way your mind works worries me horribly sometimes

My brother had a hamster as a kid. Just make sure you put it where you can't hear it going mental round it's wheel all night.

You two are bad

When I lived in Manc I was getting out the car when two charva lasses threw an empty Celebrations chocolate box on my front lawn in front of me. I was furious and shouted after them "Errrrr, you've dropped something, are you coming back to pick it up?" One of them turned around and went "Nah" and kept on walking. I didn't really know what to say after that.

I'm touched Disturbed, but touched.

They've probably been posted before but they're worth another look - some funny footy chants... (To the tune of The Addams Family) by fans visiting Norwich: Your sister is your mother Your uncle is your brother You all f@*k one another The Norwich family der der der der clap clap etc ************************************** "Two Andy Gorams, there's only two Andy Gorams"... Celtic fans to Andy Goram after its revealed the chubby keeper was diagnosed with Schizophrenia. *************************************** Toon fans to JF Hasselbaink. He even laughed!: "You're just a fat Eddie Murphy" *************************************** (To the tune of Craig David - Rewind): "VAN PER-SIE, WHEN A GIRL SAYS NO - MOLEST HER" *************************************** To Graham Rix when he was released from prison after being convicted for, well, you know... (To the Manic Street Preachers song): "If you tolerate RIX, then your children will be next" **************************************** West Brom sang: the premier league is upside down the premier league is upside down we'r up the top chelsea bottom the premier league is upside down then a few seconds later champions...............champions.............champions *************************************** He's here, he's there We're not allowed to swear Frank Leboeuf, Frank Leboeuf" Chelsea fans after Leboeuf said in a radio interview that he didn't like the idea of a swear word in his song. ************************************** A song about Tim Howard's Tourettes syndrome..... *in style of Chim-Chiminey* "Tim timminy Tim timminy Tim Tim Tirooo We've got Tim Howard and he says F*CK YOU!! *************************************** In reference to Jamie Carragher's dad being banned from football stadia after being arrested for being drunk at a football match.. He's red, He's sound, He's banned from every ground, Carra's dad, Carra's dad *************************************** Sung by Birmingham fans after Heskey started banging in the goals at St Andrews... Theres only one Emile Heskey, one Emile Heskey, He used to be sh**e, But now hes alright, Walking in a Heskey wonderland *************************************** Here's a beauty sung at Highbury when Cygan is drafted in as emergency cover... He's bald, He's sh*t, He gets a game when no-one's fit, Pascal Cygan! Pascal Cygan! *************************************** Neville Neville, you play in defence, Neville Neville, your play is immense, Neville Neville, like Jacko you're bad, Neville Neville is the name of your dad **************************************** Don't blame it on the Biscan, Don't blame it on the Hamann, Don't blame it on the Finnan, Blame it on Traore, He just can't, He just can't, He just can't control his feet. *****************************************

Awwww, bless him!

50972[/snapback] Thread title petal....

Fucking Lovely Knees, aswell 50956[/snapback] Highly suspect underwear though tbh. 50957[/snapback] Would look better on your bedroom floor? 50958[/snapback] If he was in my bedroom wearing those underpants I'd kick him out!! 50961[/snapback] If he took them off? 50968[/snapback] He wouldn't get the opportunity, I'm afraid. Greying and baggy briefs = nooooooo thank you, Laurent! On the topic at hand (oo-er!) I was one of the ones who was sad to see him leave NUFC as I had a bit of a soft spot for him. HOWEVER, I cannot deny that he was inconsistent, petulant and looked apathetic at times. I did cling to the hope that he would become more consistent with the all-too-rare flashes of brilliance. If this story is true today and he did walk out in a big huff then I've lost a lot of respect for him.

Wassa doot when it's at (your) home?

Aye, but on the plus side it brings the Mighty Man United down another peg or two.

Fucking Lovely Knees, aswell 50956[/snapback] Highly suspect underwear though tbh. 50957[/snapback] Would look better on your bedroom floor? 50958[/snapback] If he was in my bedroom wearing those underpants I'd kick him out!!

Fucking Lovely Knees, aswell 50956[/snapback] Highly suspect underwear though tbh.

...to put your clocks back an hour before bed tonight. An extra hours kip - marrrvellous!

What about going as a corpse bride? Long black dress, dead flowers for your hair, deathly pale make up etc? Very topical at the moment with the film coming out. Failing that there's always the Morticia/vampiress look...