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Hmmm, generally filthy, likes a drink, decent sense of humour, likes boobs, getting on a bit...... Aye, I'd say he's stepped into Snakey's shoes seamlessly!

Wonder what the hangover will be like?

Oh you smooth old drunk, you

Send some this way please. I'm on work coffee and it's rank.

Oh thank god. Sammy asks me if you still have stupid hair whenever I talk to him

Catherine/Cath/Cat etc etc...

Fab! Thanks

New series of The Undateables on Thursday night aswell.

I used to think that aswell until I watched it, which I only did because Educating Yorkshire was one of the programmes they watched. It's actually brilliant and quite hilarious. This is a pretty accurate review of it I think.. http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/tv/features/tv-review-gogglebox--it-can-be-romantic-moving-and-profound-8940211.html

Oh and I wouldn't go back to Turkey either. Waaay too much hassle - totally spoiled the holiday. Thinking of taking the bairn to EuroDisney at Easter. Any tips on best way to travel or where to stay?

Brilliant

This may be the most educational Monday night TV I've seen for a long time. Dear me...

Are you watching Secrets Of The Living Dolls?

If that woman can afford fags and Sky telly she can afford a bra! FFS!

Belfast for the weekend at the end of the month (I'll be there for the derby actually) and then definitely something later in the year. I think it's about time the bairn learned just how much his mammy likes travelling!

My cousin lives in Algonquin and it was something like -15 (but feels like -43) today. Brrrrr... I admitted defeat and put the winter duvet back on the bed last night

One tastes significantly better than the other?

I don't understand how anyone can comfortably wear toe socks! Your toes aren't meant to be separated, they're meant to sit together side-by-side in harmony. Saying that, I hate socks full stop, so the thought of toe socks is just an abomination to me.

That sounds lush.

I don't even know what day it is! Yesterday morning felt like a Sunday and today feels like a Saturday. Just had a fucker of a night at work too so am glad to be finished

Happy new year from the hospital. Done 3 ops and now having cake

I'm going back to bed

I've heard he's dodgy as fuck!

Gary!! (Too soon!!)