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I was gutted to find out that it wasn't "breakdance on the street" either!

Geddin Cheers pet. They've currently got the hits of '87 on the radio in here too. Currently Misfit by Curiosity Killed The Cat.

I'm stuck in the hairdressers for the next 2hrs so need entertaining. Get to it, biatches!

That's nowt! The other day he said "Mammy, it's not me that want's a treat but my brain is saying it needs some sweeties. Can we have some sweeties for my brain but not for me??"

Not if I keep him locked in that cupboard!

He's 4 Dave.... Why exactly did that question spring to mind?

I've just Googled it - it's hideous!

Questions Of A 4-yr-old Part XXVII "Mammy, how does my brain work?" "Well, your eyes see things and send messages to your brain which understands what your eyes have seen" "Do my eyes telephone my brain?" "Erm, well I think they're different kinds of messages...." "Cos I think my brain has got a telephone in it's coat pocket...." "I think it's time for sleep now darling...."

Only 2 for me, but I chose the purples for almost all of them just because I liked them

He doesn't really - not on anything extravagant anyway. He pays board, puts petrol in the car, goes out a couple of times a week and travels round the country every few weeks playing ice-hockey. He's probably got enough savings for a deposit on a house!

My brother is 34 and still at home - he's never paid a bill in his life. He also drives my mam & dad's 2nd car and claims he can't afford a place of his own. I'm a single mother, not a penny in maintenance or benefits, who works part-time (albeit only 6hrs a week off full-time) in the same job as him who manages to have my own place. He's spoiled beyond imagination with not a responsibility in the world!

Then choose a hessian or coffee colour for 3 of the walls but if you use a darker colour for them all it'll look like a cave. MF - shert the ferk erp! My bag is lush and amazingly - Not Purple

Creams and browns with purple/berry accent colours. Maybe a feature wall in the berry colour second from the right. Not the lilac or pink - And the darker colours are too severe.

The results are in! We reckon you're Toni from Curve Blimey, that takes me back.

What the hell happened in here?? "GONE to shit"

Can't abide the taste of Berocca but I've started putting it in my water bottle when I go to Zumba. I'm that desperate for the fluid that I barely notice the taste

Interchangeable knobheads!

Please let there have been someone else in there wondering why a weirdo was taking photos! "It's okay mate, I'm just going to put them online to share with my internet friends...:)"

12hr shift with only a 20min break, worked with 2 mackems who both cried when they went through. I also gave one of them the night off on 1st March so she can go to the final the next day, and I said I'd work it instead. I'm soft as shit sometimes.

Martin, I genuinely had no idea you felt like that and that it was so seriously a problem. I'm so proud of you (Even if you were drinking that sugar cane stuff at Tilley's!)

Shut it, boys! Lovely weekend bag just in time for my weekend in Belfast next week.

I tend to find a new hobby and stick with it though

This little bargain is wasted on you lot

He looks a million times better than he did with stupid hair though! And Tooj - if you're denying you have a mullet then you must have had a haircut since the last time I saw you!