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Thankfully the bairn has announced that he wants his daddy to take him to see The Smurfs 2 and not me. I felt a bit pushed out for a minute but then every cloud.....

What's up with you now, you little ray of sunshine?

You nutter

Secretly I do love that though. If I ever needed a hard hat, I'd definitely have that one

You always manage to lower the tone!

Cheers pet

The avatar is part of the painting. Yes, it's purple - she knows me well..

Fantastic if they're in the Galleries - thanks CT And JawD too.

..somewhere that does picture mounting and framing at a reasonable cost? My friend has painted a piece of artwork of the bairn and I and I'd like it to be properly framed but I can't afford a fortune. Preferably not too far from Washington but the centre of Newcastle would be okay too. Cheers.

Not sure how long it takes but I'm sure it'll show up soon. He's playing today and thank you all for your donations

Okay I've just done it myself. Use capitals and text PETE79 followed by whatever you want to donate - PETE79 £1 for example. You get a text back confirming your donation

I've got no idea!!

No, they WILL be laughing. They'll not just be laughing - there'll be piss running down their legs!

I'm asking for money again My brother is travelling to Sheffield this weekend after being selected to play in the UK Forum All Stars Ice Hockey tournament - http://www.ukfallstars.co.uk/ He's personally raising money for , Help For Heroes but the entire tournament is also in aid of Breast Cancer Care, Dreams Come True, Prostate Cancer UK, Sheffield Children's Hospital & St. Luke's Hospice. So if anyone feels charitable on this beautiful Friday morning then I know he'd be massively grateful. You can either visit his JustGiving page (yes Gemmill I know!) at http://www.justgiving.com/PJ79 Or you can text PETE79 to 70070 to give a donation of £3. Thank you

I love these videos

You're taking a microwave ffs!!

My bush is much neater than that. I trimmed it just the other day.

Don't bloody encourage him man!

http://youtu.be/ryk6HQARLG4 I'd have slapped her daft then left before they sacked me. It would have been worth it.

You are definitely bored this morning!

Davey are you bored this morning?

Went out with him a couple more times but nowt came of it.

I have absolutely no desire to go to Vegas whatsoever not even 'so I can say I've been' I know I would absolutely hate it. Re: the casino question - Been to Aspers twice. Once after a match with the lads and once at the end of a date cos it was the only place left open. Didn't gamble either time.

Just seen this