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2 x 12hr nightshifts with 2hrs kip inbetween thanks to a plumbing problem (not a euphemism) Weirdly feel wide awake and slightly mental.

2hrs kip in the last 40hrs. I'm very nearly broken.

No! Just disgusting We actually cut a hole in it and squeeze the pus out

http://www.listchallenges.com/101-best-selling-books-of-all-time? How many have you read? 21 for me...

I feel a bit like CT as I'm full of stupid questions at the moment but does anyone use memory foam or orthopaedic pillows? I get horrible neck and back pain and I'm sure my pillows aren't helping. I feel like all the muscles in my back are pulled and it lasts til at least lunchtime. Any suggestions or recommendations?

Happier.

(Makes a click noise) In case he's not quite sure what "clicks" means

Thankfully the bairn has announced that he wants his daddy to take him to see The Smurfs 2 and not me. I felt a bit pushed out for a minute but then every cloud.....

What's up with you now, you little ray of sunshine?

You nutter

Secretly I do love that though. If I ever needed a hard hat, I'd definitely have that one

You always manage to lower the tone!

Cheers pet

The avatar is part of the painting. Yes, it's purple - she knows me well..

Fantastic if they're in the Galleries - thanks CT And JawD too.

..somewhere that does picture mounting and framing at a reasonable cost? My friend has painted a piece of artwork of the bairn and I and I'd like it to be properly framed but I can't afford a fortune. Preferably not too far from Washington but the centre of Newcastle would be okay too. Cheers.

Not sure how long it takes but I'm sure it'll show up soon. He's playing today and thank you all for your donations

Okay I've just done it myself. Use capitals and text PETE79 followed by whatever you want to donate - PETE79 £1 for example. You get a text back confirming your donation

I've got no idea!!

No, they WILL be laughing. They'll not just be laughing - there'll be piss running down their legs!

I'm asking for money again My brother is travelling to Sheffield this weekend after being selected to play in the UK Forum All Stars Ice Hockey tournament - http://www.ukfallstars.co.uk/ He's personally raising money for , Help For Heroes but the entire tournament is also in aid of Breast Cancer Care, Dreams Come True, Prostate Cancer UK, Sheffield Children's Hospital & St. Luke's Hospice. So if anyone feels charitable on this beautiful Friday morning then I know he'd be massively grateful. You can either visit his JustGiving page (yes Gemmill I know!) at http://www.justgiving.com/PJ79 Or you can text PETE79 to 70070 to give a donation of £3. Thank you

I love these videos

You're taking a microwave ffs!!

My bush is much neater than that. I trimmed it just the other day.