catmag

Braindead. It's been a night of ruptured bowels at work (not mine) and I presume it's been particularly muggy as it's been like working in a Chinese laundry with no windows.

I still harbour a little bit of hatred for you for going to see him

There's nothing that will get rid of it particularly quickly but Anbesol liquid (from the chemists) will help anaesthetise the pain. Or you could rub raw potato on it/dab whiskey on it/ any other traditional old wives tale to see if that works.

Both bodies found. RIP

Now hearing that they go to the comp near my house which means they're from the village

So surreal. I know that place so well.

I grew up in Fatfield and we often had picnics at the spot they apparently went into the river. Edit, breaking news is that they've found one body Horrible.

My only true phobia is thunderstorms.

I work every weekend. His daddy lives in Seaham so they may well be going to watch the planes down at the seafront - it saves the bother of parking and crowds further up the coast.

He's already got all of the Toy Story and Cars stuff as well as a Mikey and Sully that he got last Christmas after discovering Monsters Inc. I have a feeling it will be 'Planes' stuff this Christmas...

Spam it with shit and I shall personally uncheck those boxes! Providing I can find them again....

I have no control over them - they do as they please....

Shut it, cactus-killer!!

I ticked the boxes that were unchecked. I'm not sure how I even found that page actually so who knows...

Never mind the frigging wraps. Can you see the football forum - yes or no?!

I think I might have fixed it. Have I fixed it, or have I broken it? (I'm so much better at putting people to sleep....)

Monsters University. I only seem to go to the cinema to see kids films these days (barring Les Mis with manc-mag) As a Pixar geek, it was good but not one of their best. The detail was amazing but the storyline a bit flimsy. The bairn thought it was great so that's all that mattered today

We're all thankful that we don't know if that's the case or not!

Must text her and tell her to do her pelvic floor exercises. I only hope she had an epidural - you don't feel a bloody thing

Baby boy born this afternoon. Well done Kate pet. 8lbs 6oz - ooof!!

34-2 already. Those people who bought tickets for tomorrow might end up disappointed!

Claws, Martin!

Tis indeed!