Dougle

Mackem Tractor Boys

"He's trained really well since he came back from the Euros - I think he's only had two weeks of training, hence the reason why he didn't start last week," Howe added. "I'm not really sure where this has come from. He's preparing as we all are for the game on Saturday." Howe BBC

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Nothing gets pasteurize

Signing of the season: Kelly Top goalscorer: Isak Most assists: Gordon Biggest surprise: Maintaining a subs bench with only one Goalkeeper on it all season Best Young player: Hall Player of the season: Gordon PL finish: 2nd Trophies? Community Shield

According to Forbes their owner is worth over $20 billion. Tight cunt.

Some fucker stole my Pavel is Geordie Tshirt in the Farmers. Think I bought it from supporters shop around the corner, ha remember that place?

Cunt got a medal too I believe

Just to add (I can’t be arsed to look it up) did the petulant disloyal cunt actually get any time on the pitch for manchester united?

He’s been off for quite some time. Since he hoyed his toys out the pram when Pope was brought in he’s stank like an over ripe camembert forgotten in the boot of the car.

Aye I know they are only friendly’s but over the last couple of days we put 2 decent sides out, played some canny football and we are still missing a few notable names and back ups.

I assume that green/blue piping is the same tone as the wellie boot sleeves on the third shirt? Is this some official limited edition thing? If so I’d maybe consider getting one if it didn’t look so shite.

Canny run out that like. Joelinton looking like a behemoth, Hall looking tremendous again. Some of the subs came across pretty solid too. Decent

Aye and the away goalkeeper kit has the 'normal' badge

Agent: Got a new job for you Steve. Cabbage Heed: Eeee well does it pay lots of money? Agent: Well that’s negotiable Steve. You’d be based in Kingston. Cabbage Heed: Eeeee well y’know a’ve managed Hull once before. Agent: Jamaica Steve Garbage Heed: Eeeeee well y’know I never made her do anything.

By then he’ll have been on the books here for 10 years. Fucking Hell.