Dougle

My kitchen ceiling collapsed yesterday. Well at least part of it. A surveyor from the insurance company came today and decided we had no claim. Nice

He's a Big Bouy

aye *cough* propper off the top of his bonce

Shite

It’s Anthony Gordon you unobservant cunt. (oh aye and some old get with Chelsea boots on)

VAR would give that as offside if Bruno was wearing a BnW shirt, and those lads in the peach were wearing red.

Already in the pockets marra. FTM etc

This one is pretty easy to spot as a lie as the other non mag passengers didn’t stand and applaud, the train driver didn’t stop the train to come back along the carriages to give the bloke and his daughter the keys to which ever city they were traveling through at the time AND they weren’t instantly upgraded to first class with free champagne.

3 pint club?? Nay pint club tb exact

Elanga has been somewhat disappointing, again

WTF are sky doing here man????? we dont give a shit about these other games. FFS

Have these cunts on sky been told to wave their fucking arms around like Thunderbirds puppets? Irritating bastards

Fuck Off You Cunt

bloke on co-coms last week (forget who) blatantly called them 'we'

A 'once' mocked club

Well it's pay day here so I may well indulge also!

WHU Billy no mates.

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