Tdansmith

One of Michael Caine’s first jobs before he became famous, he was a roadie back-stage at rock festivals. Whatever the bands ask for, he gets if for them - bottle of bourbon? No problem. Bag of weed? No problem. Uppers, downers? No problem. One day, one of the bands asks him if he can find them a hooker. “No bovver at all, my san!” Off he goes, and sure enough, within a few minutes he’s back with a lady of the night. “That’s the caravan you want, my luv, that one over there. Once you’ve finished doing the business, I’ll settle up wiv yer.” A few hours later, the lady presents him with her bill, but it’s a bit more than expected. “What the bladdy ‘ell has gone on here?” screams Michael, “This is fahsands of pahnds!” “Well,” she explains, “after I’d finished with the first band, I did a bit of business with Jimi Hendrix, The Who, Grateful Dead, you know.” "But,” fumes Michael… . . . . . . . . . . ...“You're only supposed to blow The bloody Doors off!"

a great goal for Newcastle

I think.people have forgot about the match tomorrow

Yes you would have.

mackems are the first side since Wolves in 1983-84 and 1984-85 to finish bottom of the top two tiers of English football in successive seasons, and just the third side to have done so, after Fulham also did it in 1967-68 and 1968-69. A Newcastle United player made that happen

MITRO

That looks ok ish If only they could take away that stupid FUN88 bollocks

Are you watching tonight

Both those look much better value bets than the hatrick odds.

He's only 8/1 to get a hatrick (skybet). Sessegnon is 14/1 I might have a pound or two on that.

yeah riiiiight

I never knew chimps were known for that sort of thing, I'll just have to take your word for it as you seem confident.

I wonder who was cropped out of the bottom of this picture.

pillow talk

Yup, home win in the bag. Slimami will get off the mark for us. 3-1 to Newcastle Darren Moore gives Rafa some well earned praise “We’ve been focusing on good team performances. Newcastle have been very good over the course of the season and find themselves mid-table, and rightly so. They have an excellent manager in Rafa Benitez.”

Good lad

That's a big drop in wages for the poor fella, he'll have to ring up the Gas/Electric board and get his monthly payments reduced, i hope for his sake he hasn't got to much stuff on the chucky from Very Catalogue

Are you going to start a wba match thread ? Everyone else is shit scared to start one

He might well own the bank by now.

I always hope for a new version of the Brazilian away strip for Newcastle United, but that one looks canny.

Marcelino ? Riviere ? Luque ? Xisco ? Guivarc’h ?

Agreed, they should be 3 up at least by now.

Arsenal should have a great chance of getting to the Europa league final now ( A Madrid down to ten men ) Meanwhile Thauvin puts Marseille one up v Salzburg

He might want to try the bank.

"THE GRAND OLD LEAZES END" "WE HAD TEN THOUSAND MEN" "WE MARCHED THEM UP TO JOKER PARK"--- "AND TOOK THE FULWELL END"