thebrokendoll

good post sir. it was indeed sad the way bobby robson's time with us ended. all the more tragic when you think what was about to happen to the club less than 3 years later in the form of ashley. it's almost unthinkable now, such have expectations been lowered that finishing 5th would be viewed as a major disappointment. that said, we were declining as a team. our peak under bobby was the 4th place finish, not the 3rd a year later. the 03/04 season 'failed' by comparison to those before it and the semi final ties against marseille proved a disappointing flop. dyer, despite being a little cunt, managed to stand head and shoulders above everyone else in his disrespect for robson, but as you say there was a general air of lack of discipline, probably reaching a head with whatever shite went on in the grosvenor hotel in london. i do recall there was a lot of puzzled/bemused frustration towards robson's attitude towards solano who he appeared to have issues with after he reversed his decision to retire from playing for peru. nobby, if i recall right, was always hauled off, it became very predictable. it had reached a head in a lot of supporters eyes, we needed a clear out of undoubtedly talented 'bad apples' or a manager who could pull them back in to line. shepherd mindbogglingly opted for the latter with souness in the role. within a few weeks dyer was caught pissing in a doorway on the quayside, souness opting to paint over this, but by then i think souness had already targeted bellamy as his scapegoat. our demise was gathering speed and the rest is history. as for the mackems.... my time on this flawed but beautiful planet of ours is getting ever shorter, it's probably bordering on the impossible that i and many others will get to see the embarrassment of the mainly pardew inspired six in a row righted. for this, i hope the horrible cunts disappear in to footballing obscurity. they can then collectively stand and scratch their thick skulls pondering where all their many percevied football 'friends' have disappeared to as it dawns on them nobody gives a fuck.

was all sounding quite promising till the last bit.

nO! sTEVE bRUCE IS STILL A CUNT!

maybe reiver's mate penelope cruz?

i'm going to explain to you where you're going wrong here, although god only knows why i should need to.... you (and no doubt many others in the putrid facebook/twitter world of the terminally stupid) appear to be using bruce's relatively reasonable and surprising points haul thus far as a stick to beat newcastle supporters who viewed benitez as a last bastion of hope in a whole world of depressingly unambitious and vindictive mike ashley induced shite. and you're gloating about it. bruce might well fluke a top ten finish, he's done it before (just) with the mackems. this however wouldn't make him a good manager as i'm sure our mates down the road would tell you. indeed you need look no further than our very own alan pardew's 5th place finish to see how it's feasible for the footballing planets to miraculously align and produce an anomaly. bruce isn't an ashley masterstroke to guide us to football utopia. bruce hasn't been, isn't, nor will he ever be, fit to lace benitez's laces both as a competent manager or indeed a man. benitez represented hope and progression even under the strangling grip of a cunt like ashley. bruce represents 17th place finishes and fawning platitudes to an utter peice of human scum. they're well suited to each other mikey and stevie, they're both morally bankrupt. now... if you've really needed the glaringly obvious pointed out to you, you're either 1) thick as fucking pig shit. 2) on a really ill judged wind up. i'll give you the benefit of doubt and plump for the latter.

you want to give stevie special man cuddles don't you?

i'm almost too scared to ask... and i'm certainly not googling it!

ALL facebook users are weapons man. a more realistic alternative.... once the defenders goals ineviability dry up we'll be back to looking over our shoulders.

going to have to reluctantly admit i'm very surprised we've managed to accumulate as many points as we have up to now. however, to return to type... he remains a profoundly stupid, morally bankrupt, fat cunt who has hit the jackpot with the defenders at the moment. it's very unlikely to last.

absoulety shite prediction by the op, who's onviously an utter moron!

0-1 to another. bruce's free scoring defenders to draw a blank.

gonna spend the majority of their £10m windfall on much needed repairs apparently. fucking lucrative contract for some maintenance company!.... "The money will be used largely to improve various things around the club. Some of it might sound very uninteresting, but we believe they're important. Fixing the speakers at the Stadium of Light, for example, or the lift at the Academy of Light is broken and needs fixing. These are quite significant payments to make, and this new investment will help that and will, in the long term, ensure the club's infrastructure remains of the highest standard

aye. the cunt should be shit scared to set foot in the city. it almost defies belief that in his encounters with newcastle supporters he's universally bumped in to tragic twats who want a smiley fucking selfie taken with him. i live in hope that the fucking near death kicking he so richly deserves is just round the corner.

copper charged with murder and another with abh. struggling to see why they deserve anonymity... https://www.standard.co.uk/news/crime/dalian-atkinson-policeman-charged-with-murder-over-former-aston-villa-stars-death-a4281131.html edit.... apologies if there's a more appropriate thread for this.

not only that.... it's common knowledge that sting, mark knopfler, jimmy nail, the entire cast of get carter, when the boat comes in, spender, our friends in the north and byker grove were all regulars on the fulwell end till keegan rocked up.

not having that mate. there's not another cunt on earth that can come even remotely close to being as bigger a cunt as ashley is

sure they beat us 3-1 at their place en route. was my first visit to oxford, the away end was called cuckoo lane, which was infinitely more memorable than the match!

the fat cunt has made the papers twice today. the financial times reporting mikey boy reckons corbyn is a 'liar and clueless'. maybe it's possible to give this some credence? because if anybody on god's green earth is able to a spot a clueless liar it'd be our morally bankrupt, disgrace to humanity. the guardian meanwhile reports mikey is totting up £2.1m a year on “use of the company jet and helicopter” this isn't a bad thing as it has to increase the possibility that the repulsive twat's minimum wage aviation mechanic will one day have forgotten to tighten up the jesus nut.

aye. and the amount of seasons they'll have spent in the 3rd division will equal the amount of competitive games they've played in the europe they all despiise!

bruce makes joey essex look like stephen hawking.

of the outfield players who started yesterday nearly half (four) have only ever been coached as first team players by bruce. a fifth, almiron was the catalyst for a much improved attacking force when he arrived last season. yet bruce reckons there's a deep rooted mentality issue and it's rafa's fault. i utterly despise the fat thick as pig shit cunt. far more so than pardew. it's tragic really, but far from unexpected.

aye. although of course that theory falls flat due to there never being a £24m difference in the rondon and joelinton fees in the first place. oh and even if there was, benitez actually being given the opportunity to spend it! for me personally it's like being stuck between a rock and a hard place on joelinton. i've no real desire to see a young kid fail, he's probably already regretting rocking up at this shit show of a club and if reports at the time are to believed he obviously had his doubts in the first place by only wanting to sign a short term contract. that said, his failure would mean whatever fee it was that ashley did sanction to be paid for him would be unlikel;y to be recuperated. ashley losing money makes me smile.... a lot!

i'd find it very difficult to believe there's 3 worse teams in the entire football league based on the second half yesterday. beyond woeful and the first half was only marginally better due to wolve's abject display. would be astonished if our £40m striker (cough) betters joselu's 17/18 season haul of 4 goals. we're fucked and that's exactly what ashley deserves. loads of empty seats to be seen though, i liked that.

would've preferred it if we'd got none.

you've got the 'fuck mike ashley' bit right at least.