thebrokendoll

i've been thinking of treating meself to a plasma cutter.

appeased the terminally stupid masses. just triple relegate this grotesque advertising hoarding NOW.

tricky football quiz... who's the liar here? jaap stam https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/football/10187395/jaap-stam-newcastle-approach-rafa-benitez/ or the squeaky clean, straight as a die, and beyond reproach senior source at newcastle united https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/newcastle-united-refute-claims-approached-17125279 my guess would be that stam is a lying dutch cunt. there's absolutely no way on earth that ashley and his mates didn't do everything in their power to keep benitez.

despite reading the articles it's possible to stop at 'i quickly worked out' to realise that what will follow will be a pile of steaming bullshit. the man isn't capable of rapid thought, he's as thick as fucking pig shit. between them ashley, charnley and barnes (with bishop piping up in the background about good 'geordie'' pr) decided it would be a good idea to jetison benitez and fork out £4m to buy this simple, fat cunt. it's beyond tragic man. the sooner this club burns down, the sooner we can start rebuilding what was nufc. hope we get fucking hammered tomorrow.

just as a slight aside to this .... anybody else on here go to the unfriendliest friendly in the world ever? hibs away, mid 80s, george best was playing for them, about 800 of us being pelted with stones and bits of brick the entire 90 minutes and absolute chaos in the streets after the match. fuck knows what the score was, memory is vague for me too, but then that was probably due to the amount of tennants super strength 1/2g of base speed enabled you to quaff in those days!

he's at it again... "As I say in football if you get beat you have to respond. "We now have a wonderful opportunity against Man United." add that to... 'playing brighton at home is a wonderful opportunity' 'andy carroll is a wonderful, wonderful striker' 'beat watford and it's been a wonderful start to the season' honestly man, just fuck off you simple, fat mess. the cunt has even got me hating the word wonderful.

i'd take the double relegation in a heartbeat if it meant getting rid of ashley.

more shite from samuels. not surprising, being as he's a cunt.

little ole will see this as the perfect opportunity to 'kickstart their season' we'll duly oblige. ashley will put in a rare appearance as he'll be keen to ready the paperwok for longstaff's 'last minute' move to the north west in january. bruce meanwhile, his head being fully occupied with his tactical masterplan for the game, will forget who he's employed by and refer to the club from manchester as 'we' and 'united' throughtout the prematch press conference. should be a joy this.

canny article, although it should've named and shamed allardyce as the utter fucking cunt who's chirping up with the 'poor steve bruce' shite.

aye, other than going from someone of benitez's ability to a total non entity like bruce. lascelles was utterly unconvincing when questioned about bouncing back from this. he didn't believe what he was saying himself. no amount of bishop inspired soundbites from players about what a hoot bruce is to have around is going to change anything. he knows we're fucked.

i thought the post match lascelles interview told us that this has dawned on the players too. he looked depressed and shell shocked. this was more than just a player who'd been on the end of hammering. it was like everything the supporters have been warning about for years, ashley's ownership, transfer policies, benitez's influence, appointment of bruce, impending relegation etc had just hit him like a hammer. the lad knows we're fucked and it's going to be a car crash to watch.

i hate this cunt. more so than pardew, souness and dalglish. that shouldn't even be feasible.

no way. bruce reckons charnley runs the club fantastically well. bishop told him so.

luckily we've got a couple of relatively easy games against underachieving teams coming up next.

ah well. at least there's bruce's post match charismatic and thoughtful analysis to look forward to.

has the local hero touched the ball yet?

£40m (ahem) well spent.

here comes the local hero. all will be well.

oh dear.

there's still time for edwards to twist it in to it being rafa's fault.

i wish it would stop pissing down so i could busy meself in the garden.

there is no greater crisp than walker's pickled onion. and for that they have tudor to thank!

it's reached a stage whereby many newcastle supporters, me included, actively want us to lose. how fucking tragic is that?

now?? for fuck's sake man, he's been dry fucking our club, our city and our regions black and white population for over 11 years. only the fucking terminally stupid couldn't see through this utter shite from the moment bishop wrote it.... https://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/newcastle-united/2959508/Mike-Ashleys-statement-in-full-Football.html and apologies, that isn't a slight on you, unless of course you're one of the 43,000 braindead, moronic fuckwits who continue to line his pockets.