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you've listed another reason why parish doesn't let him go for £45m, the two acls. he is a cunt, but probably not a stupid one.

parish isn't letting his superstar, english central defender whose just been roundly accepted as the stand out performer at the euros go for £45m. not happening man.

there's not a hope in hell of that happening.

which is why it madness we're still seemingly chasing shadows with guehi 3 days before the window shuts. we've had three and a half months to address 2 problem positions.

meanwhile.... there's none so blind as those who will not see

I sincerely hope so too, because as it stands we'll finish the summer with some greek 5th choice goalkeeper as our biggest buy and can start counting off the days till isak/bruno/gordon fuck off to pastures new.

we do aye. which is why the whole thing with guehi appears so frustrating. we look like some daft obsessive cunt on ebay who ends up paying twice as much for an 04 ford fiesta than it's worth because they refuse to be beaten in a bidding war.

the whole saga has become mind numbingly tedious, far, far worse than both maddison and paquetta combined. at least with the above two it all appeared to be conjecture by supporters, this is different, we've allowed ourselves to be part of a very public soap opera of repeated failed bids and parish stringing us along with half a dozen skysport/talksport interviews. we should've fucked them off a fortnight ago. I'll admit I'm not england's biggest fan so his performances during the euros pretty much passed me by, even with a dodgy firestick I've zero fucking interest in watching crystal palace games. is he worth £70m? I find it incredible that if we've got that much to spend there's not alternatives out there and we should've spent the last 3 weeks pursuing them rather than pampering to that smarmy cockney pricks ego.

we've seen countless players at newcastle agitate for a move, never mind at other clubs. he could've easily forced the issue if he was set on com8ng here. fuck the cunt.

exactly this. parish in fairness to him has played an absolute blinder as the red tops lapdog as well as the croydon ultras banner brigade. that said, we've made ourselves look incompetent for the majority of august, got some work to do now in 3 days.

no idea, sorry. be the ballot/15 browser general online sale method for me. I can however highly recommend the shawarma grill.house on gallowgate, arguably the finest kebab house on the planet....

'he had that look, you know the one we call the match head' very, very similar to the 'thousand yard stare' as displayed by soldiers coming to the end of their tour of duty in the nam. clearly gone insane, he needs terminating, with extreme prejudice.

cool as the proverbial cucumber me. according to this article dated the 13th august martyn ziegler from the times has stated the verdict from man city's APT case against masters and his mates will be revealed in 2 weeks. that's today. I fully expect that by the time I uncork a nice bottle of rioja this evening to accompany my chunk of cabrales we'll have announced several £billions of sponsorship deals and tomorrow we'll buy every fucker. mark my words. https://cityxtra.co.uk/16517/verdict-on-manchester-citys-premier-league-legal-case-due-very-soon-belief-of-some-success-achieved/

light a candle for dodgy firesticks disrespect of murdering red bin dippers.

canny imagination there. sadly lacking in your match day thread titles.

get in, another goalkeeper.... https://x.com/JacobsBen/status/1827995552811762063?ref_src=twsrc^tfw|twcamp^tweetembed|twterm^1827995552811762063|twgr^6d4cd727167f1f066db63e129e876ba4e9c878e8|twcon^s1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fnewcastle-online.org%2Findex.php%3Fapp%3Dcoremodule%3Dsystemcontroller%3Dembedurl%3Dhttps%3A%2F%2Fx.com%2FJacobsBen%2Fstatus%2F1827995552811762063

haven't hurst and spaniel lugs both resigned their positions on the n.us.t. board too since the advent of the supporters liason committee rendered truefaith's baby the irrelevance it was anyway? the pair of them pack about as much of a punch these days as adam pearson. there's only really gemmill listens to any of the cunts.

in which case it's time he started stamping his feet. anybody still clinging to any credibility for this transfer window is living in hans christian anderson land, it's been ashley levels of shite.

who's this cunt for chelsea called madueke that got a hat-trick? what position does he play in then?

no coward this 'other' woman mind. I mean, canny pair of tits on her has charlotte, but by god she looks like she could be leading the affray outside the kebab shop/taxi rank on a friday night.

see that gif above from apocalypse now? that's gemmill's way of saying I've come out from the dark, opened my eyes and seen the light. thank you so very, very, very much tbd. you need to do likewise.

what we're seeing above is a tragic collusion between two know nowts, blinded to the bleeding obvious that almiron and murphy are shite. in a quite frankly pitiful attempt to appear football savvy they've pinned all their hopes on this goo-high cunt, who quite clearly is being used as a pawn by the red tops clubs to thwart our progess to football dominance assisted by their lapdog, parish. this is the reality, open your eyes.

mind in fairness hope was one of a very few who was prepared to out bruce aa a complete fraudulent cunt.

tuco benedicto stood on a rickety fence with a noose round his neck.