thebrokendoll

I don't think it would take a genius to double the revenue with a pif invested sela and noon from fun88/wonga or the square root of fuck all we got off sports direct that ashley lumbered us with mind. both sela and noon were renegotiated/extended in '23, what the fuck's the cunt done since then? oh aye, increase ticket prices by 50%. silverstone was despised by arsenal supporters prior to him fucking off.

I dunno mate. I based £5m each for the 3 above on noons reported £8m per season for the yellow patch on the sleeve. I thought my guess was relatively conservative. I agree the epl would want to scrutinise any renewal clauses but then how would they justify not allowing an increase for cl qualification? and if they did, why the fuck would we not then challenge it? I mean I acknowledge i might be looking at this from the very simplified viewpoint that I think both eales and silverstone are incompetent thundercunts, but... we've dabbled with the likes of saudia as an 'official travel partner' before and seen the airlines logo plastered all over the advertising hoardings round the pitch, so surely there's avenues out there? just seems odd to me that we've seemingly spurned the money which mightve saved an elliot anderson or doubled isak's wages 12 months ago. the club's fucking brilliant at whopping ticket prices up every year though.

so if for example a fair market value for each of the training kit, training ground and stadium was £5m each and all were on a rolling one year renegotiable contract. why would we choose to have chucked £45m down the drain over the last 3 years whilst waiting for the verdict of man city case? *figures above plucked from the air, could be more, could be less.

this could prove problematic.

I know. there's only wykiki left now doubting my integrity.

@Toonpack have a word with this fucker msn.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c20qqgwnwz5o On the evening of 4 April, the burglars smashed their way into the house on Middle Drive in Darrass Hall while the Swedish striker was visiting a teammate, the court heard

I'm risking my livelihood here, but.... he moved out after the burglary.

so, with my insider information I can reveal the rigjtmove advert before it was pulled..... https://rentaros.co.uk/property-details/newcastle-upon-tyne-ne20/4-bedroom-detached-furnished-for-rent/49473/ I wouldnt be recommending a yield of £7000 per month when I'm on homes under the hammer. the scruffy swedish cunt.

should've just asked me. I work for them.

I'm an estate agent.

it was.

went on there yesterday and was taken off this morning. snapped up apparently by some fucker with a sheffield accent, appalling dress sense and moaning about his dodgy hamstrings, thighs and knees.

its badness mightn't have finished mind. I'd be inclined not to tempt fate yet.

toonpack puts his gaf up for rental...

isak's pad apparently..... https://x.com/NobbyTrumpet/status/1950091427817336870

70s

its also worth noting that your own already outlandish musings have become increasingly more surreal since the medical cannabis kicked in.

I'm not sure how you've managed to pinpoint exclusively to the 90s mind.

so.... you've invented a scenario with dubravka which only exists in your head. you've formulated some bizarre negotiating strategy with the bindippers for isak which makes no sense to any fucker apart from you. seems to me that you're deliberately causing diversion tactics in the desperate hope we'll overlook the fact your fanciful transfer window predictions are the main reason we've signed practically nee fucker at all.

yes dubravka was doing a more than adequate job in goal while pope was injured. nowt between them I don't think and it was extremely harsh on the former to lose his place. another goalkeeper as things stand is a complete and utter waste of time and resources, we have far more pressing concerns.

I don't see the point of any goalkeeper deal unless it's a one which demotes pope to 2nd choice.

if he stops in the house watching youtube there's less chance of his ankles disintegrating.

I wish some fucker would push that Italian cunt off the top the italia telecom tower and say... 'there you go fab'

I'm struggling to work out why you would consider even giving them that much encouragement? he's our player and he's contracted to be so for another 3 years. I don't think it'd be wildly inaccurate to assume they've been in his ear for months now, very probably since wembley and maybe that's the reason his form dropped off a cliff at the back end of last season. do you think if their great friends man utd had very obviously and publicly been trying to unsettle salah for weeks they'd be exchanging pleasantries with them? we should tell the stupid bindipping cunts in no uncertain terms to FUCK OFF.