thebrokendoll

I'm genuinely gutted that hero in the ford galaxy didn't get himself a panzer VIII maus and drive round and round in ever increasing circles until he flattened the entire fucking shithole of a city and all the candle lighting, self pitying cunts that inhabit it.

I stopped there for a few days coming back from australia, its not so much the heat, but the fucking ridiculous humidity. other than that I recall the chandelier in the reception of the holiday inn on orchard road was a big as my house in cheltenham. and literally every fucker over there who has ever picked up a needle and thread has made a suit for cliff richard.

so really, howe just needs to nut the cunt?

similar to bindippers then.

have you ever driven round the black forest and seen the magnificent floral displays on the house balconies and window boxes? the germans know their stuff.

about the only thing you can take from that interview is that howe has reflected on the celtic one in which he probably inflamed the situation and this time responded more measuredly.

gardening tips in the transfer thread is the new 70s music videos.

shit garden, horribly lacking in colour. bland, featureless with furniture from home bargains. up your game keith. oh and the fence obviously hasn't seen a coat of wood preservative for many a long year.... the bone idle cunt.

if he's really poorly he should fuck off on the sick. or pack his job in and enjoy what time he has left with what I'm sure is a reasonably healthy bank account. what he shouldn't do is hang about nufc being a complete and utter waste of fucking of incompetent space. the cunt.

if he's lining up for those murdering cunts I'd rather the ground was empty. like it should've been against hull in 2008.

fucking ludicrous situation and a proper fucking headspin. despite the cunts running the club slyly taking £37 out of thousands of supporters bank accounts with an auto renewal email people didn't see, the cunts whacking an unannounced 16% increase on ticket prices and yet another ballot failure. I was still preparing for a monday spent in front of multiple devices with multi browser and log ins. bollocks to spending 10 hours on the road and not getting home till 4am if the club have meekly given up and isak's lining up against us for the first home game of the season.

my morals are in the gutter mate. have been for decades.

been talking about this to both me old man and me brother on the phone this morning. assuming isak isn't injured i actually think howe fucked up by allowing isak to stay away on saturday, I also think his interview was poor too and just added fuel to the fire. my brother thinks howe was either playing politics or being thrown under the bus. if the latter then he needs to say so. keegan walking out with his 'not in the brochure' speech changed our history.

watching the smilies with some interest here. I mean I already had a good idea who were the most morally bankrupt on the forum, this is only confirming it.

I'd do exactly what toonpack said earlier. I'd tell his agent to find him a club abroad. if in the meantime he spends 12 months sulking in the reserves so be it. under no circumstances should he he allowed to join them cunts, we weren't a million mile behind them last year, we trounced them at wembley,, were by far the better team in the 3-3 at home, but for fucks sake we wouldn't even deserve to be in the same league as them if we were to further strengthen them by selling them our best player on top of what they've already bought. we've allowed the cunts to come in and take some fucking cracking players from us in my lifetime seemingly at will. this would he the worst. time it stopped.

no mate. tell them to fuck off, tell them to fuck off again, then tell them to fuck off and die. if parish can do it last summer then so the fuck can we.

why even do this? just tell the murdering cunts to fuck off.

IF we were to sanction a sale of isak to the dippers after first meekly giving up on ekitike as a replacement to the cunts as well.then as far as I'm concerned it'd be far worse than anything ashley did player wise during his 14 years at the club.

we appear to be the absolute masters at offering clubs £15m less than want they want for their players. it's been a rip roaring success for the last 2 months.

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start the season as you mean to go on, and its me birthday today the absolute CUNTS.

it's certainly not as predicted that's for sure.

total guesswork work maybe, but would you be in the least bit surprised given our penchant for the lowball? I fucking wouldn't, not even slightly. I remember saying 12 months ago during the fucking ludicrous guehi saga that we'd be better off investing the money in doubling isak's wages and that still stands, £250k would a relatively low starting point for a player of his quality in my opinion. if we were to lose isak's goals either by transfer or the fucker being retained but sulking then we're a team scrapping in the brentford/bournemouth/fulham places.

aye. not the biggest metal fan either, but paranoid was a classic and osbourne a genuine legend. very sad.

he's gone to liverpool. there's every chance his house will be robbed, he'll be mugged in the street, stabbed, shot, set on fire then mowed down by a ford galaxy. the french cunt.