thebrokendoll

start the season as you mean to go on, and its me birthday today the absolute CUNTS.

it's certainly not as predicted that's for sure.

total guesswork work maybe, but would you be in the least bit surprised given our penchant for the lowball? I fucking wouldn't, not even slightly. I remember saying 12 months ago during the fucking ludicrous guehi saga that we'd be better off investing the money in doubling isak's wages and that still stands, £250k would a relatively low starting point for a player of his quality in my opinion. if we were to lose isak's goals either by transfer or the fucker being retained but sulking then we're a team scrapping in the brentford/bournemouth/fulham places.

aye. not the biggest metal fan either, but paranoid was a classic and osbourne a genuine legend. very sad.

he's gone to liverpool. there's every chance his house will be robbed, he'll be mugged in the street, stabbed, shot, set on fire then mowed down by a ford galaxy. the french cunt.

I think we should try and get shefki kuqi back.

much of a muchness i would say. tickets in the east stand were over £60 last year so the same increase would see them top £70 we had match day tickets in the milburn at over £80 last year, that would potentially take them over villa's £92

I'd take a punt and say that the 14,000 or so match day tickets that go on sale for 19 games plus the cost of a membership will have now overtaken the revenue for a season than what 34,000 season tickets bring in.

that fucking useless cunt silverstone has literally one plan each year to increase revenue. forget sponsorships etc.... fleece the fucking members.

waste of time ballot entered for bindippers game, although it was touch and go whether I bothered or not. honestly think it's time to chuck the towel in, £58 the fucking robbing cunts. that's an increase of 16%. only a few weeks ago michael martin was crying like a fucking baby that season ticket holders had an increase of 6%, bet the cunt's not bleating on about how everybody should join n.u.s.t. to fight the good fight about this outrage.

nufc's greatest ever songwriter is BACK!

ive highlighted one little bit of that just because I think it should probably read 'no questions being asked' esles appointed silverstone in 2022, you'd assume he was involved in sela and noons continued involvement with the club, but these are deals tied up in 2023. why 2 years later are we still failing to find investment with sponsorship for stadium etc? eales appointed brad miller a year ago as some kind of guru to oversee the stadium/training grpund development. mankind will be building fucking housing estates on pluto before the club even get round to revealing their intentions, its fucking pitiful. I mean the less said about him bringing in his old tottenham buddy and the12 months of rip roaring success that turned out to be the better. it doesn't really inspire much confidence that he's still here sorting out his own successor one year on really does it? I'm half expecting charlie methven rocking up with his laptop full of cheesy 90s euro trance. for fucks sake get your fingers out, you cunts.

6 weeks to go and counting. howe is clearly as unhappy as benitez was. its actually getting quite amusing now, if this was an ashley window bearing in mind the previous failures to strengthen the first team people would be fucking livid. couldn't quite get it over the line, we tried, etc etc

fucking good song.

aye. they're just shit at football.

whoever is of a mind to protest will be long dead before these fucking sloths get round to announcing their intentions.

after we played chelsea at the back end of the season me and me mate stopped off at the wetherby whaler and took our fish and chips down by the river to eat. this bloke wandered past our picnic bench and we both noticed him really eyeing me up, not unpleasantly, more in recognition. 5 minutes later he reappeared and stopped by our bench and asked me if I was on my way to the horse fair. it would appear you're more likely to spot me in appleby than keswick, well at least according to that cheeky yorkshire cunt anyway.

I'm amazed he hadn't managed to secure 9 spares.

my brother managed to find one midweek. when I spoke to him last night he was still rejoicing in his incredible good fortune.

the ballot opens on monday for the dippers home game. that's something to look forward to at least.

we're you lucky enough to get them?

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DMS74A-NgYr/ just incase you missed it yesterday.

six weeks tomorrow and the window SLAMS shut. not that long to have to endure the constant isak links. but ample time for our super efficient negotiators to get another 3 or 4 players over the line. all very positive.

howe's comments don't come across particularly positive it has to be said. are the dippers still a possibility post ekitike? arsenal with gyokeres supposedly set for s medical? barcelona with rashford en route? anyway, if PIF can't hang on to a player with 3 years left on a contract then it would seem to me they have no real desire to.

basically they invented spanish football.