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getting challenging already as a lowly member mate. £62 for a chelsea ticket in the east stand, although in fairness it was right on the half way line half way up the upper tier, so a canny albeit expensive seat. ended up forking out the same in desperation for saturday's match, this time in the very corner of the milburn, 3 rows from the front. shite view. I got a ticket in me resale basket just prior to this in the milburn too, £77. I chucked the fucker out again, not paying that even if it was sat on staveley's knee.

right then, it's time to take out another 30 day free trial of amazon prime, just don't forget to cancel it. and that's because we're playing a game of football at 19.30 in the north(ish) west of england in the lawless, feral town of liverpool, although it's actually everton we play. hate these blue dipping cunts, desperate to see them flush. I'd like to think we'll be helping them on their way down, so... 0-3, chook hat trick.

i'd imagine it's one of the ditty's being performed by the caedmon choir at sunderland minster on the 10th.

spot on mate. i mean it's probably not the thread for it but it all self perpetuates too. spaniel lugs gets voted on to the board of n.u.s.t. by virtue of her social media profile, i'm sure should he wish to do so pearson would too. the reality is i've heard infinitely more sense talked by newcastle supporters ten pints in out the back of the percy than these useless twats.

aye. it's odd isn't it? sometimes i'm inclined to doubt the sincerity of rtg's champions of decency.

gonna be a quiet day on rtg this coming sunday, they'll all be off to the minster being inherently decent....

oh! i think he's ace me.

in my nufc supporting lifetime i would guess that up until their 6 in a row i'd seen more newcastle derby victories than losses, probably comfortably so, i cant be arsed to trawl through nufc.com's archives to confirm this. their 6 in a row evening things out for me personally pretty much ties in with as it is for the fixture historically, it's neck and neck. i'd imagine that's pretty much par for the course in most derbies, although again i cant be arsed to research how many times norwich have beaten ipswich and vice versa. the 6 in a row was shite, no doubt about it, however it doesn't consume my life in the way them stupid cunts like to think it does, much like the 1-9 over a half a century before i was born it's confined to history now, i'm most definitely over it. and for what it's worth, again on a personal note, their wins came at a time when i was feeling as detached from the club i've supported since a child as its possible to be. for fuck's sake we were owned by a repulsive, fat, vindictive cunt who very likely had a hard on over the fact the supporters of the club he owned were getting beat by their local rivals. as for this cup tie, i want us to win, i hope we humiliate the cunts. if however they pull off a giant killing but it's sandwiched between a win at anfield and a home victory over the current treble winners i'd be happy enough with the first couple of weeks of 2024.

wicker man. and no matter how much @Alex trys to shatter your dreams this definitely britt...

impossible to mention the wicker man without picturing this.....

I doubt it mate. they're not bothered about us anymore.

I'll have it.

I can still see the groundsman hoying the corner flag on the floor with only us left in the ground. the absolutely tragic, whopping thundercunt!

looking for a spare for the mackem's place. just thought I'd get this in first.

time to finally lay to rest that 1-9 that's been eating away at me for my entire life.

good to hear renditions of 'hark now hear the geordies sing' and 'drink, drink where ever we may be' yesterday. bollocks to duran duran and all that shite, these are proper 80s classics.

@Dr Gloom pleased you've got the monkey off your back mate, let me know next time you get a ticket, I'm now the master of our washing machine.

@LongTimeAdmirer you finding a little room in your heart for the chook yet?

love this kid. man on a mission on thursday.

never heard a peep from them cunts in the ground from the gallowgate corner of the milburn, fuck all. their supporters, their players and the fucking weird little cunt who manages them all know, they're well and truly in our pockets fucking love this man

so fucking happy man!

did a lot of wandering around confused in the 80s! anyway.... back to slumming it in the percy now where me hoodie is happiest.

I tend to go to the more upmarket and trendy bars when I've got me hippie hoodie on.

8pm kick off, no need to leave the cotswolds spa town till 11.30ish, so what I hear you asking is tbd doing up at this ungodly hour? I've only made my debut with the washing machine since plumbing it in a couple of years ago, my highly fashionable purple hippie hoodie top currently on a fast wash (I think) previous 2 outings on the sjp catwalk... arsenal and chelsea. now that's dedication for you, but will it be enough to combat the gloom hoodoo?