Blastronaut

"sorry Tom, we're out of Guinness" "Sound, just give me four Jagermeister and a bottle of Lagavulin"

Not got a bad word to say about Keeley but isn't the Steel Singer a Dumble in a box and a bit far removed from a delay/reverb?

Like I said, I doubt it would happen but I'm thinking the infamous "I asked for a table and they bought me a lamp" quote and imagining what could be if he was saying "I asked for a ball-point pen and they bought me the half of best players in Europe"

Not sure why anyone would doubt Rafa as a short to middle term appointment. Doubt it would happen but as stubborn as he is he'd keep you safe in the short term and have some decent building blocks in place for the future. Especially with unlimited funds.

Not gonna lie, probably the best things about watching the rest of the world lose their fucking minds over this takeover is seeing you cunts asking each other what's worth watching on Netflix.

Asked an arsenal fan mate of mines recently (in good faith like, I genuinely don't know the answer to this) "what's the story behind the name, the gunners nickname and the cannon on the crest?" "Fuck knows, couldnae care less"

Fucking exactly.

The big clubs that are threatened by this were all too busy trying to plot a breakaway Superleague before anything like this happened to scupper their status. Fuck them. I'm not even a Newcastle fan and I'm not going to pretend to be now that this has happened. Chuffed for you lot though and looking forward to watching the glorly hunter Manchester, Liverpool and Chelsea fans all having proper shitfits over this. With any luck this PIF has another eye on the SPFL and breaking up the old firm, just for a bit of interest. Imagine a world where the brutualist House of Saud ends bigotry in Glasgow and unites the city in their opposition of their hatred of.......Partick Thistle.

Nobody else hoping to see him dragged off by some Saudi hitmen mid pre-match press conference and then the camera to pan round to Conte? Edit: Not suggesting murdering him like, just giving him a right scare, drive him about blindfolded in the back of a transit van for 9 hours and then drop him off back at home.

For the record, when the book rounds to a fucking ridiculous 200% the prices aren't really any indication of where any money is going. The way the betting stands just now you could drop Gerrard completely from the book and still have it round to 180%. Pure pisstaking by the bookies with these markets.

Fucking hope you get the original version and not that technically more polished but lost all it's edge Americanised wank remix.

Not even fucking sure to be honest. Halfway between Annan and Gretna. Probably pushing "borders" a bit but there's at least 7 folk in here so it's basically a metropolis. If you need anymore evidence I was just talking to a bloke from Selkirk who thought I was on the wind-up.

Probably the biggest English football news in decades, somehow I'm sat in a boozer in the borders that's showing Indian cricket and honestly get the impression I'm the only cunt in here that knows this has happened.

9 years ago to the day since I took my missus out for dinner and had it slightly disrupted by a bunch of Rangers fans having an absolute shitfit at losing to a part-time, managerless Stirling Albion. Good times. https://www.heraldscotland.com/sport/13075929.stirling-albion-1-rangers-0-gers-lose-lowest-team-senior-football/

Like Lucio Fulci synced up to flight of the butterflies.

Thought I'd lost you. This is a particular highlight for me. Probably everything ginger has done well over the last few decades crammed into one song.

Ha. Thats a bit harsh. They've matured a little bit since '93 like, but probably only in that sense though. This one sound like they album I was expecting them to put out 20 odd years ago. Less Faces and more Cheap Trick commentating on SLF colliding with Cardiacs on some motorway in the arse end nowhere.

Only a few weeks ago? Where the fuck have you been for the last 30 years? It's utter nonsense like, only held together by how well cast it was and all the ridiculous Seagal-esque one-liners. Back on topic though, I'll say it again: Still no love for the new Wildhearts album here yet? South-Shields most prolific songwriter just put out arguably his best work for decades. https://youtu.be/X_R05mwiWxE

Police Scotland at least trying to introduce measures to reassure the public when dealing with lone police officers. Far from perfect but at least a better response than the "advice" issued from the MET. https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-scotland-58776349 Not mentioned in the article: apparently even off-duty cops without a radio will also be obligated to go through a similar process to commit an arrest. Far from perfect like but miles better than the response from Cressida Dick.

There's a line between "aye you're right, she's fit" and "fucking hell that was a bit rapey sounding mate, fucks wrong with you?" that really shouldn't be as fine as most blokes seem to perceive it to be.

Ah fuck I could've worded that better, just to clarify I'm not trying to suggest that Japanese phonics are akin to fart noises.

Aye, the wet/dry switch is really what made it for me (engaging my inner 12yo). It definitely stinks of that Miku video.

Bang on. Fucking well said.

This is much bigger than a policing issue if you ask me. The problem is a severe lack of male accountability for rape culture.