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  1. Blastronaut
    What happens to the patches your dog damages? Sure as fuck doesn't grow back naturally.
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    Dunno like. I totally get the lazy bastard aspect just not the cost. If it's guaranteed for 20 years then fair enough. Otherwise fuck that, much as I fucking despise cutting the grass were only talking an hour or so a few times a year. @TheGingerQuiff's wig comment sums it up for me. Decent analogy. Jonjo Shelvey turning up with a wig would no doubt raise eyebrows but I'd understand it more than Souness trying to be taken seriously wearing a plastic moustache and insisting "it's just easier to maintain and my wife likes it".
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    I honestly hate gardening with a passion but would I fuck pay that just to get out of it. It'll still need maintenance. Two grand for a plastic version of the garden you already have? Fuck that noise.
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    I saw a similar comment in another thread that put him top three. Not sure I agree with that but didn't want to comment given I haven't paid all that much attention. From what I've seen of him I think he's a pretty solid keeper. Command of his area and positioning seem quality and he's a pretty decent shot stopper on a good day. No contest between him and Darlow for me. Second or third best keeper in the league though? Not sure I could get on board with that.
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    Fuck sake. This is why I don't want new neighbors.
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    Reading stuff like gives me the fear for next time I move house. Been pretty lucky with half decent neighbours. Current ones can be right nosey bastards and a bit of a pain the arse but they're not arseholes. The guy next door at the last place we were in was a fucking bombscare right enough. Mind asking him to move his car in the shared driveway once so we could get a sofa past, then realised he was absolutely shitfaced and could barely walk. Told him just to leave it but the cunt wouldn't take no for answer. Thankfully by the time he'd found his keys and staggered to the car we'd already moved the couch round the long way.
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    With any luck he'll eventually grow out of the whole "did you see that? Watch that again...look at this" patter and get papped over to the audio commentary for blind folk where he rightfully belongs.
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    Oooft wouldn't be surprised tbh. Fucked if I know though. The Riise story ring a bell now you mention it. Always just figured he was just one those short man syndrome folk whose bark is worse than his bite. Fair enough though. Savage is an embarrassment but didn't really have a penchant for random acts of violence to my memory. Figured that into my 6 axis graph though and why I'd place Owen up near him. Sad act cunts rather than scary violent cunts.
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    Fair point. By the same token I'd say Bellamy isn't all that Sinister. Was a cunt on the pitch but other that he's almost Barney Curley of football.
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    Keane, Bellamy, Owen, Savage and Terry all surely occupy different corners of a six-axis scale of cuntness. Actually Owen is probably close to Savage on that scale. I'll offer up Diouf and Barton to take some of the remaining corners.
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    Actually looks to me like Robertson is the only cunt in red playing Gayle onside for that longball forward.
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    Andy Robertson. In fairness he's only about 5'7.
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    Lowering the tone, I've just about finished Horse Destroys the Universe. Totally daft and childish as fuck. Hitchhiker's Guide if Douglas Adams was a horse, basically.
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    Ah fuck. well played. Just noticed I've grabbed the wrong datasheet, don't need to understand Cyrillic to see that's the 402B rather than the 308V. Here's the one for the 308
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    Cool freebies to get in the post, lose of bit a mystique when you consider I got these for free from a bloke in Kent that has a garage full of this shit.
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    Enjoyed that. First half and the tail end of the second were pretty entertaining as far as early kickoffs go. No surprise at Klopp running out ideas again but a bit weird seeing Bruce look like he knows what he's doing. That handball rule is a load of shite though. Might as well fucking amputate them all if they're getting penalised for that. Fuck all wrong with goal.
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    Seriously doubt this will interest anyone but I've been building up a bit of a sad-sack collection of shit like this: One on the left is an 80's Russian military datasheet for that 308V Transistor from @Tom's Fuzz Factory. Actual part cost me about 60p, the bloke I buy them from has started chucking this shit in for free. Old as fuck, aye. But not rare or expensive.
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    Read that as Cumbernauld and was worried I was in the wrong company.
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    Was a shit movie quote rather than an actual question.
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    You saying he should've called an all out strike until we get more information? Sold his employers down the swanny? Walked out of his job in protest five minutes before kick off?
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    You ever see a man his knee bent back 90 degrees the wrong way?
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    Integrity? He said in his pre-match presser he stood by his previous comments and was still opposed.
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    I'll say it again but I don't agree. He's a coward for not being more hardline against it during that presser but he's no idiot. Cunts contract runs another few years, a few more comments like that and fsg will pay him off....
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    Dunno like. This Liverpool team look fucking burnt out and I think he knows it. On top of that he lost that tactical edge when Buvac dumped him.
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    In fairness he does say his opinion on it hasn't changed and basically "we knew fuck all about this about until yesterday". Wouldn't be surprised if Klopp uses this as his excuse to jump ship though, he's been riding a wave since Buvac fucked off.
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