Jusoda Kid

Guess who?

They say underneath every ponytail there is an arsehole....boom boom

I would

I see what you did there.

Shearers next

No, but reading that has just reminded me. She was walking past the brew crew that hang about outside the baths when one of the blokes goes 'Ar nar I've lost twenty pund' and the lass in the squad replied 'here man, the only way you'd ever lose twenty pund is if a shagged ye all owa'

Howay then, Stevie, me and Meenzer are on fucking tenterhooks here, man. KBJ? Aye he's right that's what a KBJ is till pictoral evidence is provided, of course me and Craig are the only ones to provide such evidence, and till such time as anyone else does, we remain the only CERTIFIED two non-KBJ's on this board. Dont think I got my first Sunderland top til I was in me 20's We was poor I guess and the fact that me dad wasnt a football man and I was the youngest of 7 didnt help. Think my first bit of "kit" was a shitty red and white scarf (that I worshipped) and at the time (mid 80's) we used to wear them tied around your wrist. Of course no cameras to verify so must remain a KBJ. Mind I would really criticise anyone for being one as it was fucking shite most of the time pre Keane. These younguns today have never had it so good...... Tidied and for the record I reckon you only started following football a couple of years ago, and as for the photographic proof, no surprise there that you have nothing to back your story up. You've got lies you haven't broken into.

:D :D :D :D That's the second funniest thing av seen this week. It was along the lines of that, can't remember word for word. Our lass heard a corker as well but I can't remember it, I'll ask her when she gets in.

Nar forgetting the fact he looks bent, well it's better than you saying Lou Carpenter. I always get grief, other cunts should put their pics up. I don't think he looks bent, he's lush.

Agreed, he doesn't say much but when he does he does a cracking Bros cover.

He'll gan fucking ackers when he sees it

Its wankers like you spouting shit all the time about things you haven't got the foggiest about that has fucked the place. Then you make posts like the one above as if you've been here for years making the place tick when in reality you've been here two minutes but posted a lifetimes worth of bullshit. Who do you think you are? Claire fucking Rayner FUCK OFF!

Tbf theres the odd little scuz bucket with cracking form and pretty face to boot but you just know that when she opens her mouth she'll be like davy charlton. Had been up the Edinburgh bike company the other week and walked down to the crossing next to Iceland and stood behind these two stinkers pushing prams when one turned to the other and said 'they reckon he's got massive cock but it was nowt fucking special, he's just a fucking arsehole anyway' and her pal replied 'what a fucking liberty'. I just smirked and they turned around and looked me up and down in disgust as if it was me talking filth. I assumed they were talking about J69 and just walked on going about my day to day business.

Ringer for lou spence yee mind stevey

Pockets of Sunderland fans all over Northumberland due to Durham mining familes then people following their Dad's/Grandad's club. Never knew Blyth was a hot spot like. Very strange noticably ugly people in Blyth. Biggest heroin town in the western world per head as well. you can't resist a dig at j60 can you? That's not a dig at J69, he knows am right, walk about in Blyth right look around at the faces and it makes Shields Road feel like the Sunset Strip in comparison. I think Blyth is a mistake of a place it serves no purpose. Was like sunset strip yesterday, all the tramps walking about with no tops on drinking cans, depressing viewing

I've got a feeling he'll end up a chair

Getting more and more like NO on here, not far off calling it a day

Owen is fast becoming one of the most hated men in football and tbf he deserves it, then again he's not far off being welsh so it doesn't surprise me.

Lighten up fella. Does Gemmil say to you 'tighten up fella'? Don't you start Nee worries, just realised you're the taker anyway

Great thread this

Lighten up fella. Does Gemmil say to you 'tighten up fella'?

Probably in cahoots with Fergie over horses. Either way that piers morgan has been hammering him with one tweet saying: on your tombstone it will read 'I told you I was injured' and when he mentioned his horses Piers tweeted 'did your horse run or did it just hang about in the paddock and collect a winners medal like you' or words to that effect.

Actually I think I've misread Jan. At first she seemed like a bit of a goer but now I think she seems a bit of weirdo/bunny boiler with some seriously fucked up fetishes. Liking blokes with shaved armpits is fucking weird, and along with her DIY skills it has brought me to the conclusion she's on the bean.

Why would a dirty, stinking mackem want to see us sign decent players? Suppose the internets the only place you can play the big man. Zzzzzzzz The mackem jibes really get to you I can tell, you've been rumbled, time to return to the SMB with your scruffy brethren.

Why would a dirty, stinking mackem want to see us sign decent players?