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Jusoda Kid

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  1. Have to agree about the birds loving it. Don't know about nowadays but back in the day when i was hitting the Ritzy regular on a Friday night if you wanted bush you had to be getting your groove on - fact. Sometimes shake my stuff in the house on a Friday night if I'm pissed and high as a kite and it usually results in wor lass and her mate getting their tits out at some point so i must be doing something right. 54297[/snapback] You'd want those kept firmly under wraps if SO is to be believed. 'Spaniels ears' was the exact phrase he used. 54302[/snapback] That daft cunt know's fuck all, he's like a mushroom, just keep him in the dark and feed him with shit and he's happy. He's just bitter because I'm dealing with 36d's and all he's got is some psycho ginger bird with a stuffed training bra to fondle. 54306[/snapback] To be fair you didnt have to develop that insult beyong 'ginger'. 54309[/snapback] Harsh but true 54312[/snapback] Hold on a second, Peasepud has seen wor lass and has congratulated me on my ability to pull such a stunner, a blonde stunner too, ginger is your forte son. As for tit size, I've just purchased a nice 34D bra and knicker set for wor lasses birthday. As I recall your bird wouldn't fill that cup! Neither would her mate, whose tits and minge i've seen as Wacky often distributes his pictures of these wild nights in. Was there a few weeks ago and Wacky got up and danced, if that's what passes for dancing these days like??? 54323[/snapback] You forgot to put the 'padded' in front of bra and the 'natural' in front of blonde As for the dancing that was only a small glimpse of what I'm capable of, at least I'm still mobile which is more than can be said for you nowadays 54327[/snapback] Mobile? I'm playing football 3 times a week son with 3 screws in my knee. What exercise are you getting? Pulling yourself doesn't count. 54331[/snapback] Aye thats what Maradona said and look at the state of him. You want to watch otherwise your lass might just trade you in for a younger, fitter model - sound familiar
  2. Have to agree about the birds loving it. Don't know about nowadays but back in the day when i was hitting the Ritzy regular on a Friday night if you wanted bush you had to be getting your groove on - fact. Sometimes shake my stuff in the house on a Friday night if I'm pissed and high as a kite and it usually results in wor lass and her mate getting their tits out at some point so i must be doing something right. 54297[/snapback] You'd want those kept firmly under wraps if SO is to be believed. 'Spaniels ears' was the exact phrase he used. 54302[/snapback] That daft cunt know's fuck all, he's like a mushroom, just keep him in the dark and feed him with shit and he's happy. He's just bitter because I'm dealing with 36d's and all he's got is some psycho ginger bird with a stuffed training bra to fondle. 54306[/snapback] To be fair you didnt have to develop that insult beyong 'ginger'. 54309[/snapback] Harsh but true 54312[/snapback] Hold on a second, Peasepud has seen wor lass and has congratulated me on my ability to pull such a stunner, a blonde stunner too, ginger is your forte son. As for tit size, I've just purchased a nice 34D bra and knicker set for wor lasses birthday. As I recall your bird wouldn't fill that cup! Neither would her mate, whose tits and minge i've seen as Wacky often distributes his pictures of these wild nights in. Was there a few weeks ago and Wacky got up and danced, if that's what passes for dancing these days like??? 54323[/snapback] You forgot to put the 'padded' in front of bra and the 'natural' in front of blonde As for the dancing that was only a small glimpse of what I'm capable of, at least I'm still mobile which is more than can be said for you nowadays
  3. I'm not even gonna ask what a bogle is. Don't turn around! 54304[/snapback] It's the dance that (usually black) women do to ragga. I thought everyone knew that 54307[/snapback] Everyone apart from Newcastle's answer to Shabba Ranks, apparently. 54308[/snapback] We didn't all go through an African phase, Soul Man. The less said about your dreads the better. The fact that the highlights were an improvement on them says it all tbh! 54314[/snapback] 'Phase'........'PHASE???' When you live in the ghetto, it's in the blood, you rhaaastclaaaart. 54319[/snapback] I remember the first time I met you at a piss up. Here's me expecting a manc accent and you opened your mouth and I thought I was on the set of Cool Runnings. Glad to see you've dropped that charade now tbh. 54322[/snapback] Oh Lord, what have we got here then? Positive Vibration, One Love
  4. I'm not even gonna ask what a bogle is. Don't turn around! 54304[/snapback] It's the dance that (usually black) women do to ragga. I thought everyone knew that 54307[/snapback] Everyone apart from Newcastle's answer to Shabba Ranks, apparently. 54308[/snapback] We didn't all go through an African phase, Soul Man. The less said about your dreads the better. The fact that the highlights were an improvement on them says it all tbh! 54314[/snapback] A white manc with dreads, fisrt class cunt by the sounds of it LOL I bet you smoked the occasional cone as well, Jah Rastafari
  5. Have to agree about the birds loving it. Don't know about nowadays but back in the day when i was hitting the Ritzy regular on a Friday night if you wanted bush you had to be getting your groove on - fact. Sometimes shake my stuff in the house on a Friday night if I'm pissed and high as a kite and it usually results in wor lass and her mate getting their tits out at some point so i must be doing something right. 54297[/snapback] You'd want those kept firmly under wraps if SO is to be believed. 'Spaniels ears' was the exact phrase he used. 54302[/snapback] That daft cunt know's fuck all, he's like a mushroom, just keep him in the dark and feed him with shit and he's happy. He's just bitter because I'm dealing with 36d's and all he's got is some psycho ginger bird with a stuffed training bra to fondle. 54306[/snapback] To be fair you didnt have to develop that insult beyong 'ginger'. 54309[/snapback] Harsh but true
  6. Have to agree about the birds loving it. Don't know about nowadays but back in the day when i was hitting the Ritzy regular on a Friday night if you wanted bush you had to be getting your groove on - fact. Sometimes shake my stuff in the house on a Friday night if I'm pissed and high as a kite and it usually results in wor lass and her mate getting their tits out at some point so i must be doing something right. 54297[/snapback] You'd want those kept firmly under wraps if SO is to be believed. 'Spaniels ears' was the exact phrase he used. 54302[/snapback] That daft cunt know's fuck all, he's like a mushroom, just keep him in the dark and feed him with shit and he's happy. He's just bitter because I'm dealing with 36d's and all he's got is some psycho ginger bird with a stuffed training bra to fondle.
  7. Have to agree about the birds loving it. Don't know about nowadays but back in the day when i was hitting the Ritzy regular on a Friday night if you wanted bush you had to be getting your groove on - fact. Sometimes shake my stuff in the house on a Friday night if I'm pissed and high as a kite and it usually results in wor lass and her mate getting their tits out at some point so i must be doing something right.
  8. So am I right in assuming you don't wear aftershave preferring the 'au naturel' scent? 54199[/snapback] Bet your boots, I'm a real man, although i do use soothing balm after having a shave. I apologise in advance if you find this offensive but i prefer the smell of wine and a nice hot minge on my women, gets me right in the mood. Rather than some poxy perfume that tastes like shit 54201[/snapback] Do you douse her in Lambrini before a session? 54236[/snapback] Gets doused in more than Lambrini my friend, I'll tell you that for nothing
  9. Sounds good to me. Seen the the 'proper' roses at Sheffield before they split, the business BONGO! 54192[/snapback] Saw TCSR in Manchester at the Academy a couple of years back they weren't bad at all. Although the singer is Scottish and has a crap Manc accent. 54200[/snapback] Thats that fucked then, a jock pretending to be a Manc, whatever next? 54202[/snapback] That's nowt man! You should hear manc-mag trying to be a Geordie/Welshman/Northern Irishman*. They all kind of merge into one disturbing noise of indistinguisable origin. * Delete as appropriate depending on severity of drunkenness or proximity to Cardiff at the time..... 54204[/snapback] He's a very confused young man though
  10. Just been on SMB reading their confessions thread. Theres quite a few of them confessed to act's of beastiality. The thing is there's no use of smilies or any hint that there taking the piss. How low will these dirty bastards stoop?
  11. Sounds good to me. Seen the the 'proper' roses at Sheffield before they split, the business BONGO! 54192[/snapback] Saw TCSR in Manchester at the Academy a couple of years back they weren't bad at all. Although the singer is Scottish and has a crap Manc accent. 54200[/snapback] Thats that fucked then, a jock pretending to be a Manc, whatever next?
  12. So am I right in assuming you don't wear aftershave preferring the 'au naturel' scent? 54199[/snapback] Bet your boots, I'm a real man, although i do use soothing balm after having a shave. I apologise in advance if you find this offensive but i prefer the smell of wine and a nice hot minge on my women, gets me right in the mood. Rather than some poxy perfume that tastes like shit
  13. You seen her then? 54195[/snapback] Aye!
  14. Sounds good to me. Seen the the 'proper' roses at Sheffield before they split, the business BONGO!
  15. There's 2 tickets on E-Bay but the bidding is already up to £60 and theres three days left
  16. You've got a choice, he hasn't - simple fact of the matter
  17. Aye he's nearly as big a cunt as your lass for making you listen to it
  18. The phone for people with more money than sense. 54132[/snapback] You're not wrong mate, Wacky's got no money and even less sense! 54133[/snapback] Bollocks, took delivery today, it's a fucking beauty. You know i always get what i want when it comes to posession's, one way or another 54138[/snapback] That's the Walker way isn't it. You're on a par with refugees. 54141[/snapback] tbh 54146[/snapback] How did you access my photo album
  19. Anyone going? Any spare tickets? Do you reckon they'll be on sale outside on the night? Sold out as far as i know.
  20. The phone for people with more money than sense. 54132[/snapback] You're not wrong mate, Wacky's got no money and even less sense! 54133[/snapback] Bollocks, took delivery today, it's a fucking beauty. You know i always get what i want when it comes to posession's, one way or another
  21. D600 here 53994[/snapback] Thats the way forward Geordie Boyo, the D500's are so last march Now if you want to go up the ladder 1 more rung you're looking at a Nokia 8800 the be all and end all of coolness
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