Jusoda Kid

It is fucking freezing mind, just had to send wor lass to the chippy and shop it's that cold

If your mate had any sense, the first time the bloke put the stick in the way of his shins, he should have got off the bar, taken it off him, and chased him round the gym braying the shite out of him. I've been to a Cirque du Soleil show though and they are fucking impressive. 57496[/snapback] Thats what i thought, if some nip done that to me i would have left him with his arms and legs looking like barbecued spare ribs and his cock like a spring roll, hong kong style 57497[/snapback] 57498[/snapback] Of course I'd have to enlist the help of SO's lass fro the spring roll bit, she reeks of fanny batter, apparently

If she's looking for somewhere to stay she can stop at mine, i might even rub her brillo pad for her if she asks nicely. Anyone got any decent picks of her with her gear off?

If your mate had any sense, the first time the bloke put the stick in the way of his shins, he should have got off the bar, taken it off him, and chased him round the gym braying the shite out of him. I've been to a Cirque du Soleil show though and they are fucking impressive. 57496[/snapback] Thats what i thought, if some nip done that to me i would have left him with his arms and legs looking like barbecued spare ribs and his cock like a spring roll, hong kong style

Knows a good player when he sees one carver

Get some on the backroom staff up the ground i reckon. I'm sure Dyer would benefit from this sort of treatment

It was sorry changed it now. It was taken this time last year on my Samsung E700. The ice rink was mint, loads of fanny there too, they do things properly over there, not like a poxy, small rink at the Centre for Life! 57314[/snapback] That is brilliant for a phone - it looks like a painting. 57316[/snapback] Aye it's good quality, took this one from a helicopter when we went for the ariel tour. 57319[/snapback] I took this from the helicopter You haven't even been to NY the furthest you get is Feathers caravan site WB

Thats what you get for mixing with the other side, rotten, thieving bastards

I seen that thread, fuck me gently

Just because you got jumped on and had your phone nicked doesn't mean that all phones come from the same location. Must have been the waking up with your boxer shorts on back to front after the attack that left the bitter taste in your mouth, or was that something else

This is just the initial roll out i think, should improve, hopefully

Take it you peasants are still on the council channels then

Anyone got it? Had it a couple of weeks now and when i thought i couldn't see enough of the shitty soaps i was wrong, wor lass has never got the fuckas off now. Not bad all round though for a boring Sunday afternoon, there always something to watch.

Don't watch it so just had a look at the site and she's be my choice. Pubes for dental floss and shite for toothpaste springs to mind

Who the fuck is hobbes? Never heard of the furry little cunt until i read this thread. Any grown man having an obsession with cartoons is a bit odd imo, it's like some sad cunt having an obsession with an old model that he's never going to meet never mind fuck

And most the lasses smell like a harbour wall, so your after a night out with a sea theme your in luck.

What a pisser! Just as well we've got that iron man Moore

I don't know you but from what i read on here you seem like a decent lad who's respected by all the other members. When you find that it's usually down to the upbringing you've had, in particular your parents, so imo your Dad can rest in peace knowing he's done his job and a good one at that. All the best mate in this hard time and maybe, just maybe we can win something this year to give you and your Dad something to smile about as lets face it, it doesn't matter where you are, you can't stop a true geordie watching his football and I'm sure your dad will be no different.

Where does the sex act fit into it, bigger fool the employee i say. Couple of sex cases for gaffas.

Happy Face, is that a clip from the classic film Old Boy in your avatar? 56321[/snapback] wye aye man! 56328[/snapback] Class Film, keep telling my mates about it but none of them will watch it because of the subtitles

Heard them live on Radio 1 the other day, fucking awful tbh

Happy Face, is that a clip from the classic film Old Boy in your avatar?

The Byker Wall, architecture at it's finest.

White, Mancurian rastafarians, they boil my balls.

People who name their cars should be lined up and shot IMO. 56218[/snapback] I bought one of them off wor lasses old uncle just before last christmas and funny enough i called mine kenny. Your fucked if the alarm fob goes on them, £50 to get the fucka sorted as i unfortunately found out. Sold it not long after making myself a nice tidy profit of £200