Jusoda Kid

That will be how your lass is of pigmy proportions then with the regular portions of hot wall paper paste she's devouring. As for the shorts manky, thats before i discovered what a sad bunch of bitter twisted people the jocks are, i was young though 51437[/snapback] I thought they were Scotland ones like. Circa 1990 World cup if I'm right. At the risk of appearing a right fucking dick-end (ok, with every certainty of appearing a right fucking dick-end).........is that photo actually of you mate? 51447[/snapback] Aye, my mother had put it in the chronicle a while back for my 30th, i think i was about 13. If I'm not mistaken thats a very gay looking swatch watch I'm wearing as well. What the fuck was going on?

51435[/snapback] What he failed to mention though it was for the "Bue Oyster" chain of hotels and he was now the managers nice piece of ass

That will be how your lass is of pigmy proportions then with the regular portions of hot wall paper paste she's devouring. As for the shorts manky, thats before i discovered what a sad bunch of bitter twisted people the jocks are, i was young though

Owen should have been on the end of Solano's free kick, and he knows it. We definitely looked the better team in the first half with some decent passing for a change.

I'd nail the catflap shut an all. 50531[/snapback] Speaking of nailing catflaps, I done SMO's lasses the other week using my very own brand of hot wallpaper paste. What goes up must come down, Wacky Jnr makes it easy on your lasses tight brown

Good to see Ameobi return to his lethal form, showing that last weeks performance was just a fluke that even he can't explain. I would rather have Ainsley Harriot up front as he's certainly got more chance of getting in behind the opposing teams defence than what Shola does, although on annoyance value there definitely on par. Continuing to select him is a recipe for disaster imo as he proved today when presented with a striking opportunity his right foot suddenly to turned to a large jelly that even Ainsley would be proud of and to think he's being payed hundreds and thousand's of pounds to serve this tripe up week in week out. Todays performance was the icing on the cake for me and if he's the cream of the local youth we've got problems as we've got no chance of rising to the top with this nougat leading the line. So Shola if you can't stand the heat get out the kitchen as we've already had our fingers burnt enough over the years with plenty other puddings.

So can Jimbo, in fact he does little else! 51124[/snapback] Was going to post that but held back, she is only 14 and tbh i don't think this board is safe for her with the likes of Dotbum about

See mr Souness is now blaming the pitch for Boumsong's erratic form. Apparently it's not suited to "leggy" players such as Boumsong and this is to blame for his running on ice like performances. This was in the NOW but it actually quotes souness, what next? Maybe this is to blame for Ameobi's performances over the years

Sex case tbh

I bet you give the boys down the park a right going over, Semi. 50983[/snapback] To right, i could think of nothing better than giving you a right going over with a nine iron in a deserted park

He took you to the nearest men's public toilets and gagged you with the empty box then buggered you silly

Sounds like a right old knee's up

What are you on about? You think we were the better team, or something? They beat us on merit, man, nowt to do with the referee. 51013[/snapback] Ball across the line, penalty appeals cough, cough Are you that blind old linesman. Not saying we would have won if these were given because we were and are shit!

Bet the son is a hip young man. Put my money on him being as pure and virginal as the man himself. Be a good laugh when some Scotswood charver put's a brick through their windscreen for a "laugh"

Happy Burpday Leazes, have a goodun

Have a butchers here leazes there's quite a selection. If i were you I'd read the reviews on here then shop around you'll probably find them cheaper elsewhere. http://store.apple.com/Apple/WebObjects/uk...74&mco=A8EA2456

Im doing some work with the Pensions side at the mo 50784[/snapback] I'll translate that: I'm about to fuck your entire computer system up 50805[/snapback] Already done it mate, thats why Im having to help out there, they seem to have a different class of fuckups not quite as glorious as ours so we're going to give them a hand. 50815[/snapback] That sounds about right, I'll ring my gran and warn her not to walk to the post office on Monday then

Has he croaked it yet? I seen a clip of Dennis Law sobbing on telly tonight so while i thought on I rustled some liver up for the dog. He was more than grateful for it which is more than can be said for Besty!

No offence intended but on the old site i thought alex was a bird, tbh I didn't know whether to fight him or fuck him No doubt he'll remember me questioning his gender, obviously i now know he's not a splitarse but from time to time i still question what side of the stamp he's licking

There here! NERDS!

Im doing some work with the Pensions side at the mo 50784[/snapback] I'll translate that: I'm about to fuck your entire computer system up

When did you move into mine? I tell you when i get my hands on the skinny ginger bastard upstairs it's going for a long permanent holiday. Thing is they won't let the cunt out there site for 2 minutes, I'm sure they've heard me discussing my plans for it with wor lass. You've hit the nail on the head about not knowing who to fucking discipline but I've found the solution, both. I gave the peasant owners it last week and i soon as i see the window of opportunity the dog's next, i mean what kind of dog will only eat cat food, the cunt deserves a long walk off a short pier.

Aye thats right, I stumbled acros this little gem whilst leap frogging wor lass as i tried to get into bed. Washing the dog What sort of sites are you frequenting SMO or have you been stopping at your mate john's house, the closet Pork Knuckle

Looking back it was probably the best thing that ever happened to me Who says the DWP don't believe in Diversity & Equality

That sounds like her! 50366[/snapback] filthy boy! so do you smoke then? jeeez its weird thinking you could be one of those irritating twats in the smoking bubble or some shite that got in me way this morning. So are you on the 2nd floor then? 50369[/snapback] He doesn't smoke, prefers to suck on a fishermans friend