Jusoda Kid

I read that as well but i haven't seen nowt of him. We could definitely do with a bit of pace in midfield not unless the shithouse decides to get out his sick bed and actually do what he's paid to do

Registered with that tps service a few months back and thankfully haven't heard nowt from our foreign friends since

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I was thinking that as well Could have kept his sock on

Minge eating cunt tbh, embarrasment to the Geordie nation

Bet it's nowt compared to the aggro he gets off his missus like. Still he'll be out the house more next month what with it being panto season and that. 54954[/snapback] Rumour has it Jim Davison has now gave up panto and Stand up, why don't you take over his 'Chalky' character for him, apparently you've got the accent off to a tee 55062[/snapback] To be fair I was implying you were a dwarf. Xmas is their busy time of the year...elfs, snow white etc. 55070[/snapback] I knew what you were getting at you dozy Manc helmet sniffer 55071[/snapback] Hi ho hi ho it's off to work Wacky goes, With a ginger mullet and load of spunk in his gullet, Hi ho hi ho hi ho hi ho Ask him about his starring role in Willow. 55077[/snapback] Joking aside i knew a dwarf who starred in Willow, also used to do the pantomines. Reckoned it was his favourite time of year as it was the only time he got a shag. According to him the lasses couldn't get enough of him for the novelty value - fact

Bet it's nowt compared to the aggro he gets off his missus like. Still he'll be out the house more next month what with it being panto season and that. 54954[/snapback] Rumour has it Jim Davison has now gave up panto and Stand up, why don't you take over his 'Chalky' character for him, apparently you've got the accent off to a tee 55062[/snapback] To be fair I was implying you were a dwarf. Xmas is their busy time of the year...elfs, snow white etc. 55070[/snapback] I knew what you were getting at you dozy Manc helmet sniffer 55071[/snapback] 55076[/snapback] Shouldn't you be drilling for oil with that 23 year old, or has she blown you out when she found out your little secret about being a little bit shy in the ball department

I should fucking hope so she's a bird, if any one resembles Craig from Big Brother in the titty biscuit department it's you my portly friend 55067[/snapback] You're full of shite, what's the matter been talking shite to customers all day on the phone so you thought you'd continue it on here? I've got a mate with man boobs that beat Craig's hands down, he minces a bit like him too come to think of it. 55072[/snapback] No but i will be from Monday, can't fucking wait, just thought I'd get some practice in on here for a change

Bet it's nowt compared to the aggro he gets off his missus like. Still he'll be out the house more next month what with it being panto season and that. 54954[/snapback] Rumour has it Jim Davison has now gave up panto and Stand up, why don't you take over his 'Chalky' character for him, apparently you've got the accent off to a tee 55062[/snapback] To be fair I was implying you were a dwarf. Xmas is their busy time of the year...elfs, snow white etc. 55070[/snapback] I knew what you were getting at you dozy Manc helmet sniffer

Kerplunk? 55066[/snapback] Frustration by the sounds of it

I should fucking hope so she's a bird, if any one resembles Craig from Big Brother in the titty biscuit department it's you my portly friend

I know your fond of buying underwear for your lass so i found this: You might have to get a couple of chicken fillets to put in it though

Bet it's nowt compared to the aggro he gets off his missus like. Still he'll be out the house more next month what with it being panto season and that. 54954[/snapback] Rumour has it Jim Davison has now gave up panto and Stand up, why don't you take over his 'Chalky' character for him, apparently you've got the accent off to a tee

No wonder you came up mine sniffing around if thats all the action you see in the bedroom, a game of fucking scrabble. Do you play for who turns the lamp off or who sleeps on the alarm clock side of the bed. SMO: Any chance of a fuck Kathy Bates: Thats not one word

Shithawk

I've seen a few that'd make you pull a face an all. 54762[/snapback] I bet you have you dirty bassa. Bet you pulled a right old 'screw face' at a few of them.

How anyone can listen to this sort of shit is beyond me. The thought of a bunch of sweaty hippys jumping around in spandex, reeking to the high heavens of hippy juice has me automatically reaching for the claw hammer.

Anal Oliver, sort of. True story: When Pedro was at Everton, Oliver tried to get an interview out of him regarding the speculation about him returning to the Toon. Out of respect for Everton fans, all he would say was 'no comment', despite his desire to return to the Toon. Being peeved at not getting his exclusive Oliver's headline on the back of the Chronic the next day was 'We Don't Need You Beardo' and the story suggested Beardsley wouldn't get a game for us anyway. 54733[/snapback] Sums the plonky bastard up tbh, no story, fuck it I'll just make one up.

Probably read a few of your posts tbh and fell into a deep sleep

Nonse Spunkbubble Shithouse Cocktaster But my favourite is the good old c word, I know it's terrible but it carries real venom if used whilst pulling the right face

The skinny ones got nipples like a papered over lightswitches, i would

i'm totally hetrosexual but a lad i know from byker frequents the gay scene and when he explained about "bell wrapping" i felt i had to share it !! 54615[/snapback] Big veiny cocks, bell wrap, you must be talking about Thoma Gravel or Haggis, there the only puffs in Byker you know

Nothing will make that micey bastard squirm, i think your forgetting he's friends with Wacko Jacko. Jesus Juice anyone?

See both clubs are denying their interest, what a suprise. We're lumbered with this fucksponge

No way he's doing that, special effects