Jusoda Kid

Welcome to the board ravtash, nice to see another walker lad on the board. I'm not sure if you drink but there's some good watering holes around your neck of the woods were I'm sure you would be made very welcome. The Nelson - Walker shopping centre Duffys - Not far from the Jubilee social club The County - Walker Rd, they'll welcome you with open arms in this place their a lovely bunch, I've heard they even exchange food vouchers for drink, don't forget to ask Happy drinking

Rumour has it Richard Branson was planning a takeover of the mackems but pulled out at the last minute as the thought of the having Virgin brand on their tops when in reality they get fucked every week just didn't seem quite right.

Best actor on the telly that derek. There's a suprise then it's all fake, it's been on telly for years and they haven't seen a ghost yet.

Yes i do, the place is full of shitpushers As for the head in the clouds bit, I can't avoid that being a right big cunt

Posh Toyota tbh. 52576[/snapback] Didnt he post a photo of his car recently? His car ffs!!! Bad as Jimbo tbh. 52581[/snapback] I what a sad cunt. He's been trying to flog it for months to no avail. It's got a few scratches here and there so I introduced him to one of my mates who's in that line of business and he gave it the once over and told him what it needed done if he wanted to get back any where near what he paid for it, SMO agreed and said he's be back the following day to let work commence. Thing is when he got home and told the boss she popped her cork and wouldn't authorise the payment, much to SMO's dismay, hence he's still stuck with a motor that he should have got rid of last year if he was going to recouperate any where near what he paid for it and for the small outlay of £150 he would have made a Monkey on it but now it's deterioating in price as we speak. He knows I know it, everybody knows it, except his 'blonde' lass. Moral of this story, never let a woman wear the pants, especially when dealing with motors 52593[/snapback] I heard she doesnt even wear skirts, never mind pants? 52595[/snapback] Aye, she's a right dirty goer, from Byker what do you expect?

Posh Toyota tbh. 52576[/snapback] Didnt he post a photo of his car recently? His car ffs!!! Bad as Jimbo tbh. 52581[/snapback] I what a sad cunt. He's been trying to flog it for months to no avail. It's got a few scratches here and there so I introduced him to one of my mates who's in that line of business and he gave it the once over and told him what it needed done if he wanted to get back any where near what he paid for it, SMO agreed and said he's be back the following day to let work commence. Thing is when he got home and told the boss she popped her cork and wouldn't authorise the payment, much to SMO's dismay, hence he's still stuck with a motor that he should have got rid of last year if he was going to recouperate any where near what he paid for it and for the small outlay of £150 he would have made a Monkey on it but now it's deterioating in price as we speak. He knows I know it, everybody knows it, except his 'blonde' lass. Moral of this story, never let a woman wear the pants, especially when dealing with motors

Posh Toyota tbh. 52576[/snapback] Correct

I've had it with all this fancy camera shite, video etc I never use them so i fancy one of these as it's like going back to basics. 52505[/snapback] Then why get a phone that is way more expensive than most other phones on the market. Get a Nokia 3210 or something 52507[/snapback] Becasue I'm a flash cunt and mainly because I've had one and their shit. Does that answer your question you pretentious cunt 52512[/snapback] Flash cunt??????? You own a Volvo ffs, well your lass does anyway. 52551[/snapback] Doesn't stop you keep ringing me every time your contract is up for renewal begging advice on what phone to get and thats you who owns a Lexus, well your lass does

Sad hard old man tbh As for someone's quip of Dyer running all day could you please remind me of when this was 52534[/snapback] The person who thinks he's 'hard' is the person dishing out the abuse and the pathetic insults. It's easy to do that from behind a PC, isn't it? Well, that's the person who is a sad fucker and that person isn't me. 52562[/snapback] HTL, your the one that made yourself look silly with the 'pathetic' comment, i was just taking the piss with mine, i thought you had more about you than to lower yourself to the level of offering people on outside the ground. Your not a Gremlin are you?

Try this munber it should take you straight through 0790955054

Sad hard old man tbh As for someone's quip of Dyer running all day could you please remind me of when this was

I thought you liked things shiny 52519[/snapback] Yes but I'm currently scared of being alone in this place with you With apparently only Sima here to save me. I'm doomed. 52524[/snapback] Don't worry Lou, you are literally twice as tall as him. 52527[/snapback] Yes, but I could be mentally scarred for life... 52531[/snapback] Thts probaly the true tbh

I've had it with all this fancy camera shite, video etc I never use them so i fancy one of these as it's like going back to basics. 52505[/snapback] Then why get a phone that is way more expensive than most other phones on the market. Get a Nokia 3210 or something 52507[/snapback] Becasue I'm a flash cunt and mainly because I've had one and their shit. Does that answer your question you pretentious cunt 52512[/snapback] Lies, 3210s were indestructable and made calls and sent texts. You were the one who said you wanted to go back to basics tbh. Or maybe you are suffering from angry little man syndrome? 52522[/snapback] Sima the shitepost again syndrome tbh

I thought you liked things shiny

I'm often confused as to what 'team' members on here actually bat for, so i would appreciate it if we could shed some light on this matter, I'll start with 'A' and it would be "GREAT" if someone else could do 'B' and so and so on. Here it goes: \o/ Wines \o/ - Male 80-2 - male abertoon - Male Adje - Transexual admin - Transexual afternoonfix - Male aimaad22 - Male Alan Shearer Is God - Homo Albert Kirkey - Male alex - Bio

But they are very shiny. 52502[/snapback] That sounds like something I'd say. Except, with me, I'd be 100% serious as to why that made it better. I ended up with about 50 'this item is security marked' stickers, simply because they're really really shiny so i asked if i could have more than the 10 I was given. I might go around leaving them in amusing places. Can't think of any yet. But then I've not even tried thinking about it. But yeh, when you get your new phone, if you want to let people know it's been security marked (i even have a UV pen that'll do just the job!)... and you want to make it even MORE shiny.... just lemme know. 52513[/snapback] Your welcome to come around and polish it if you want.

No, he's Tony Montana. Little known fact; when he says, "Say hello to my little friend", he's referring to Wacky Jnr! 52369[/snapback] Wacky will love that crack! 52375[/snapback] I've got no friends - I only have associates - fact tbh

I've had it with all this fancy camera shite, video etc I never use them so i fancy one of these as it's like going back to basics. 52505[/snapback] Then why get a phone that is way more expensive than most other phones on the market. Get a Nokia 3210 or something 52507[/snapback] Becasue I'm a flash cunt and mainly because I've had one and their shit. Does that answer your question you pretentious cunt

I've had it with all this fancy camera shite, video etc I never use them so i fancy one of these as it's like going back to basics.

What a great piece of practical advice for Smooth Operator. His been dressing other peoples dogs up for years before he interferes with them and he was always complaining about not being able to get the right outfits to suit his fetishes. He'll be ecstatic with that find.

Cheapes i found it was £140 for the phone and £30 a month but there 18 month contracts. With a bit of luck I'll see some poncy student pissed, on his way home one night and I'll take his off him for free, I'm sure his dad will buy him a new one. See they have got a use

Sandshoe you mean? 52280[/snapback] No, plimsole

Take it all you tramps are still walking around with phones resembling a black plimsole.

Anyone got one or know where to get them cheap/good deal etc. They look the shiznit and I'm due a change. TIA

we signed every other fucka with potential from Ipswich but somehow failed to get Darren Bent who has been banging them in since his cut price move (Newcastle prices) to Charlton. We'd been tracking him for the last three years, would someone care to explain this to me.