Jusoda Kid

Thats the best news I've heard all day. There's this young bird I'm working with at the minute who thinks she's all high & mighty because she's been an 18-30 club rep in for the last six months. Anyway this is our last week of training before we go into the job and she's now giving it the big one because she's got a job at the Rock to start Monday and how she was only doing the training to tide her over money wise, Aye right Oh! I swear for a 20 year old lass I've never met anyone with such a bad attitude, especially towards other lasses. Of course i told her how my thoughts about her, hoping to see a few tears but she just smiled this sick little smile and said "I know", Bitch! I quite liked that Still fuck her though if she asked nicely 53852[/snapback] 20 though....you're nearly twice her age. Sick as Shearergol and his missus tbh. 53854[/snapback] As me Fatha always says "you're as old as the woman you feel" 53856[/snapback] How were his 11th birthday celebrations by the way? 53858[/snapback] Sick bastard. 53860[/snapback] Flashbacks to his own childhood tbh 53861[/snapback] I'm currently enjoying being 23 again actually. Only a 5 year regression for me but something still not quite right about it. Sure I'll soon get over it though. 53862[/snapback] Jammy bastard, have you topped her yet?

Thats the best news I've heard all day. There's this young bird I'm working with at the minute who thinks she's all high & mighty because she's been an 18-30 club rep in for the last six months. Anyway this is our last week of training before we go into the job and she's now giving it the big one because she's got a job at the Rock to start Monday and how she was only doing the training to tide her over money wise, Aye right Oh! I swear for a 20 year old lass I've never met anyone with such a bad attitude, especially towards other lasses. Of course i told her how my thoughts about her, hoping to see a few tears but she just smiled this sick little smile and said "I know", Bitch! I quite liked that Still fuck her though if she asked nicely 53852[/snapback] 20 though....you're nearly twice her age. Sick as Shearergol and his missus tbh. 53854[/snapback] As me Fatha always says "you're as old as the woman you feel" 53856[/snapback] How were his 11th birthday celebrations by the way? 53858[/snapback] Sick bastard. 53860[/snapback] Flashbacks to his own childhood tbh

Thats the best news I've heard all day. There's this young bird I'm working with at the minute who thinks she's all high & mighty because she's been an 18-30 club rep in for the last six months. Anyway this is our last week of training before we go into the job and she's now giving it the big one because she's got a job at the Rock to start Monday and how she was only doing the training to tide her over money wise, Aye right Oh! I swear for a 20 year old lass I've never met anyone with such a bad attitude, especially towards other lasses. Of course i told her how my thoughts about her, hoping to see a few tears but she just smiled this sick little smile and said "I know", Bitch! I quite liked that Still fuck her though if she asked nicely 53852[/snapback] 20 though....you're nearly twice her age. Sick as Shearergol and his missus tbh. 53854[/snapback] As me Fatha always says "you're as old as the woman you feel"

I once did a week's work experience at Northern Rock. My duties? Licking stamps. 53767[/snapback] Alex too. Penny Blacks apparently. 53769[/snapback] Bet he was licking the wrong side the dirty bassa

Thats the best news I've heard all day. There's this young bird I'm working with at the minute who thinks she's all high & mighty because she's been an 18-30 club rep in for the last six months. Anyway this is our last week of training before we go into the job and she's now giving it the big one because she's got a job at the Rock to start Monday and how she was only doing the training to tide her over money wise, Aye right Oh! I swear for a 20 year old lass I've never met anyone with such a bad attitude, especially towards other lasses. Of course i told her my thoughts about her, hoping to see a few tears but she just smiled this sick little smile and said "I know", Bitch! I quite liked that Still fuck her though if she asked nicely

Just goes to show be careful who your being cheeky to, you never know what their capable of. 53836[/snapback] 'you're' 'they're' Wacky, your English is fucking bobbins, son! 53840[/snapback] Give is a break I've just rolled oot me scratcher. Anyway watch who you're being cheeky to Happier now

The rate our players go down with injuries it makes no odds. Didn't Fulham quote Arsenal 13 million for him not so long ago

Just goes to show be careful who your being cheeky to, you never know what their capable of.

Trying

I beg to differ, there's some sick people on this board I'll tell you that for nowt.

Not my fault you're shooting blanks son, makes your user name sound a bit seedless, i mean needless though

Ban the cunt tbh, he's starting to get on my tits 53666[/snapback] You're like a whinging kid (htl). Wacky, Wacky the grass everyone knows his name, Wacky, Wacky the grass everyone knows his name. Didn't your mother tell you that loose lips sink ships!?! 53672[/snapback] Grassed you for what? All i asked was for my E-Mail address to be removed before i started getting shitloads of mail off some sex case on here. Dirty trick tbh but what can you expect from a silver spooner, i haven't forgot though Oh, i forgot i also asked for you to be banned for a stint so i could rip the piss whilst you sat there defenceless with your piss boiling

Nothing for you to worry about being a Jaffa. Add that to the fact your lass is over 45 and to old to have bairns anyway and you've definitely got nowt to worry about

Aye, he's a hairlip off a mong.

Ban the cunt tbh, he's starting to get on my tits

listening to it at the moment, let you know what i think

More bullshit i reckon, suprised he didn't get Terry Mac to say it.

West ham as well are being linked. Personally i would like to see him loaned to the mackems to make sure they continue with the fantastic work their already doing.

I reckon he'll end up back at the Toon, don't know why, just got a feeling. Fat fred keeps mentioning that he'll always be welcome then Woodgate singing the clubs praises to Owen. Hope I'm right and we get a fit woodgate back or even on loan.

I was embarrased by him claiming to be a fan, jumped on the Keegan Band Wagon imo.

this Lawrenson characters unlucky, last week he was rogered by a pit bull. 53162[/snapback] Aye, he's not having much luck lately but they do say it comes in three's

Watching them yesterday it wasn't pretty but imo Solano was quiet as was Emre and these are players that we need to perform in order to make the team tick. Hopefully they'll click shortly but i have to admit if it doesn't happen shortly it's looking ver scary.

Watched them yesterday and there passing and movement was spot on. They seem to have the team moral of a Sunday League team and are determined to show these over paid wankers (dyer, ferdinand etc) how football should really be played and not just about how much money you can suck out of a club. Finding it quite annoying actually, although we are starting to look like a team who's at least trying.

I hope this is true but watching Wigan yesterday they've already got better players in midfield than this donkey

Newcastle Upon Tyne. -- Kerry O'Toole was convicted of simple assault and sentenced to six months probation for acts she committed against her ex-lover. On Wednesday, the civil suit went to court, where O'Toole's ex-boyfriend claimed her "outrageous" and "inhumane" acts are worth thousands in damages. Daniel Lawrenson said he was in love with O'Toole five years ago. He even admitted he was devastated when O'Toole broke it off. So, when O'Toole invited him over to her Walkerville home to rekindle a friendship, he said he agreed as he felt there were things he needed to clear up. Lawrenson said O'Toole even went to his house in Gosforth to pick him up. But according to Lawrenson, the night took a turn when O'Toole got angry about an incident a few years previous where Lawrenson forgot to pick a pair of boots up from the cobblers that she needed for a party, the following day. Lawrenson said O'Toole waited until he fell asleep then stretched and glued his small penis to his stomach, glued his only testicle to his leg and glued the cheeks of his buttocks together, much to the dismay of his new male lover. Then came the nail polish. Lawrenson claimed O'Toole dumped it all over his head. When he woke up, Lawrenson said O'Toole threw him out. He didn't have a car, so he was forced to walk one mile down Old Shields Rd to call 999 and Clifford St police station, Lawrenson said. When asked if in his 23 years as a police officer he had seen anything like this, Policeman Joseph Malone of the Northumbria Police Department said, "No, I can't say I have." At the hospital, oils did little to remove the glue. Nurses actually had to peel it off. Lawrenson underwent treatment from a dermatologist several times afterward. O'Toole's attorney said this was part of routine sexual activity between the couple -- acts that he agreed to -- incidents that should have stayed in the bedroom. But Lawrenson said O'Toole told him she planned the acts since the break up. According to Lawrenson, O'Toole came up with script and followed it to the letter because she was angry that he had moved on, especially as his new lover was male. Lawrenson said his injuries included severe burning on parts of his body, impingement of normal bodily functions and discoloration of his hair. The 10 men and two women on the jury can award Lawrenson £30,000 or more. Their decision is expected late on Thursday.