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Think it's a silly reaction from Bruno to a business account. He'd have been better saying nowt and blocking it.

Ha, same. Mmmmmmm Betty!

I've been asked many, many times in various geographical locations and asked if I supported NUFC. Never once has it crossed my mind to answer by throwing down the gauntlet of "what you gonna do about it?"

Looks the same as Bruno's v Southampton to me. Can't remember if we appealed or not.

Impressed Fergie the most this weekend playing some lovely football.

Just too good for us atm, when they win the ball back they keep it. We're sloppy at times and were even more so tonight. However, them taking the ball into the corner running time down with 5 minutes left and Foden trying to raise some noise from the crowd suggests we're being taken seriously now. Still it feels like a great opportunity to do them at their place wasted. Need to absolutely fuck Liverpool now to restore balance.

Been far too sloppy. I'd have taken 1-0 at half time even before they scored. Sir Eddie to correct it.

Aye, the worrying thing is he's so obviously shite they'll pull the trigger quite early. Could do with them getting a result here and there to keep them thinking it'll improve.

Wonder if we had a sell-on clause?

Didn't see the Spurs match but I saw enough of the Wolves one to know they're fucking shite and that fraud is done by October at the latest.

It's fucking shite and I'm gonna revisit The Wire.

It's shite but I'm glad there's nowt going out there for others to latch on to and beat us with. Apart from the obvious, of course.

Blatant free kick against the one not showing her growler.

Your pinko commie heart has killed over 100m, keep it out of wor docrimentry, reet? Anyway I thought episode 2 was shit as well. Just boring.

Think Lascelles is ahead of him in the tributaries. Bring him on first then Ritchie at The Bernabeu 3-0 up.

Yes. We first talked to him in June and he said he'd love to play for us once we'd removed "that mummified bastard" from the premises.

Aye I think he'd struggle with his best mate on the pitch pretending to be fouled when he lost the ball just to exonerate him from not helping his comrades out. Thankfully he'll get the support he needs now.

It's fucking mint. I watch every press conference of Howe's, re-watch highlights of matches repeatedly, take interest in everything they're doing. Last time I felt this engaged Bobby was manager; we're entering a golden period in our history. My only comcern is young, reactionary fans on Twitter whose version of hardship is their mam refusing to pay their phone bill kicking off cos we drew against Wolves or someone after a CL match. Hopefully older cunts can rein them in without going into Four Yorkshiremen mode when the inevitable happens.

"Biggest heed in footbaaaall" Gazza said of him. I remember Hold the Back Page. Bunch of bell ends sat round criticising us a lot of the time. Only Henry Winter wasn't a cunt from memory.

Hmm aye, could well be that Poch got an invite to the Embassy marra.

They've let an outstanding young talent go to a team they're trying to overtake and deferred the payment so they can navigate FFP?

This has us owing Chelsea a favour written all over it. Doesn't sit well with me but you have to trust the decision makers know what they're doing.

From the outside only Chelsea have improved and that's because of their manager, the other two look worse to me. We're better but the test will be when the fixtures pile up.

I had a bit crack with the Brighton Players' Liaison Officer after we done them 4-1 and asked him about Ashworth's pulling power with recruitment. He downplayed it and said their owner is the guy; purchases players based purely on statistics as he's from a gambling background and believes in them and almost nowt else, apparently. Could have just been trying to flatten my stotty at his appointment, like.