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Heard the benders on here speculating about transfers to fill the void in their useless lives. I have.

Didn't manage the game, we ought to have bored them into accepting it but when it's chaotic like that you're fucking with danger.

I'd get Trippier on for Tino, we're a better team for it. And I'd have one eye on the clock to change Willock for Wilson.

The problem was always going to be getting the personnel to execute the plan at another level. There isn't another manager around that can out-perform Howe with the players we have and are working with for a little while yet.

I thought we looked good and in terms of finishing it was just one of those days. Replicate the effort across the rest of the season and we'll do well. The way Howe sets us up and wants us to play is excellent, we just haven't the high calibre of executioners.

Dye your hair green mate, that'll show the world you aren't bothered.

Can't think mate.

After about half an hour I thought they needed to work on their Roman circus strategy because two weeks of this shit will cause a rebellion. Then I realised they'd re-animated Nanna Moon to coach the Greece team and I've put away the tomahawk.

Lacking a life I watched it too. Thought Leeds looked the more accomplished team throughout, even at 1-0 down. Expect Leeds to be up there and the mackems to have an uneventful Spring, which is a shame cos the cunts are owed a few more hidings off us.

He's been away with England last few months and all. You can imagine the shite crack about contracts amongst them arseholes wouldn't have helped.

How the fuck is Fowler's in there?! Sir Les v Coventry and his solo effort against Bolton are just two from us that are better than that.

Listen, on current form...

I recall Jiminez going back with a revised offer of £500,000 less than what the agreed price was. Might have been Keegan who said that.

He's recently had a kid, too. Howe will know what the issues are and sees fit to keep playing him. If he was stropping cos of Liverpool you'd expect he'd get the Fraser treatment.

It's the hoaxer's tache.

The Geordie cunts just lap up the long-term strategies.

I'd love to hear it if/when the bose speakers fail.

Trippier left his personal life at the front door yesterday. There's wisdom in it.

Tremendous scenes in the Brighton crowd when that went in. One bloke almost spilled his oat milk latte.

Channeled his inner Andrew Gayte.

Preferably from Dixy Chicken in Elswick.

Thing is the presence of Trippier would have helped develop him further.

You're never gonna get everything right but knocking Bayern back looks a clanger now.

I get powerful Basil Brush vibes.