MMXXVIII

100% that's Dobbies. He'd be a fool not to pay £12 year for his Dobbies Rewards Card which entitles you to 2 free coffees a month, and the man is no fool.

The 9/11 stuff always gets me. Same cunts will be ranting about it being an inside job on Twitter.

I'm happy with Man United continuing this cycle. It'll keep ten Hag in a job he should be nowhere near and only benefits us.

There's something really obnoxious about Arteta, I just hate the cunt. Howe will be as likeable in victory as Pep is.

Get Tony Thorpe on.

Looks like a tranny submitting a photo they've tweaked to a dating agency with almost no confidence.

I'm still pissed and having to go to work in half an hour. When did working on a Sunday come in? Does God know about this?

My first day in my current role... walked into my office to find a photo of Dolly Parton's face hanging on the wall; after asking around it was apparently done in humour by my predecessor. I binned it and hoyed a photo of her at her best up. New dawn, new day. Went down well; HR is for girls and cowards.

When I should be feeling my heart swell with pride during the countdown to K.O., I'm picturing bollocks flapping like Marilyn Monroe's dress. Did you push them down with your cock and giggle?

Crikey. They buy them from Epstein?

Interesting to see Ghodoussi and Reuben have a pop at the atmosphere today. Hopefully the start of something positive. I'd go back to queues up Barrack Road and owt left goes online.

Until today, no... Bloke with his two daughters - I began respecting him as he had an attitude and demeanour I'd not previously seen anywhere near Fulham Broadway. After about 10 minutes I got the feeling the absent missus was upstairs with Monkey's Fist's mate at the Malmaison.

Judging by our dressing room photo I don't think his injury is that bad, but even if so he's 2 years younger than Bruno; time is on his side and, as others have said, he's very different to the others in our squad.

The guy got the gig cos the appointers gave up. Fine for the time but he should have been sacked after Croatia in 2018. People get emotional though,.

Good job Kane was available as sub. With Wilson being injured here and there I do fear for England if owt happens to him. That header first half was by a mutation of a Jason Lee titwank.

My mind immediately raced to Miggy yesterday. Didn't even get checked, no?

Stroooiiike me roan.

Does he mean Haaland pre or post Roy Keane's tackle?

Think Trippier was linked with us in the November not after Howe arrived and it felt like the Isak links were there all summer.

Think it's more people understanding that Howe would never dream of entertaining the idea, at least not at this point in our development.

Lad seems to learn quick. Today he should have slid Gordon in for a tap-in but took an extra touch and it made the final ball impossible. Dunno how many minutes later it was when he delivered the ball for Wilson from a similar situation.

No but you're clearly mint crack, dying to hear your stories and I might die at any point so start with your best.

Let's hear your best.

Saw one lad with a scarf with both clubs on. You cannot trust these people with anything. Use psychological tricks to unearth them at work. There'll be more tips next time I can be arsed.

Who was it done the Shearer celebration? Nee footage of this cunt during that?