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I'd have dropped Bruno but I don't see them in training every day. Fine with the back 4.

Opportunistic swearing is where the parallel ends. Cunt has a good CV as a player and the foreheed of a Klingon, they'll survive because of this and Bournemouth dropping a clanger with O'Neill.

Communists muscling in mate. You take the knee for Lenin pre-kick off at CET O'Clock.

The bloke's a wet fish and should have been sacked when we didn't make the final in 2018. I appreciate not everyone has the intuition of me but surely watching us deliberately handing the initiative to an Italy team in disarray instead of finishing them off would have made them pull the trigger.

Good to see them bringing Chris Rigg along for us, though.

Southampton should have named Ross Stewart in their squad for the crack, stating he's been fit as a fiddle for months.

Think Tonali gets in The Raby.

Going into this season my concern was we'd struggle to break teams down who set-up to stifle us. Liverpool did that after the sending off. Brighton will fancy this, therefore I fancy us. 3-1 the Toon.

Group of life. We aren't gonna win it so we might as well enjoy some canny trips. I've never paggered anyone in Dortmund and look forward to the shame.

Paddy out of Emmerdale's cum face.

🤣 He's a right fucking blurt.

PSG, Real Madrid and AC Milan. Rather knock two out now than meet them in the final.

Rather get them now than in the final.

What a week it's been.

Don't need to win football matches when you regularly win on the imaginary moralometer.

There's a guy in a body warmer stopping a lad on the ground getting hit towards the end. Could be him?

Clattered him as he was going through and I'm still not convinced van Dijk touched the ball at any point. Their reaction to it tells you all you need to know about how these cunts' minds work.

Probably a bit of that but more a left-footed thing.

Aye, a small one. Still, it was there.

I think Howe will get us to where we want to go and there's nothing wrong in pointing out yet accepting errors along the way. He fucked up today I think; if he did he'll know, accept it and we move on.

Moving Gordon to the right and taking Almiron off seemed the obvious move to me. And if fresh legs were needed in middle then Bruno should have come off.

Poor touches and sloppiness again, and I said this at 1-0 up. Joelinton and especially Bruno are not at the level of last season. Think Howe has to give serious consideration to dropping the latter now.

The Labrador was a kind-hearted chap, often seen in Coventry letting kids ride on its back, picking up dropped ice creams and trying to give them back to upset little ones during the late 2000s. Sadly tragedy struck and its loving family home with a chin-shaped roof was burnt down mysteriously. As the only survivor, the Labrador was handed to the dog care system and found a new home in Cowentee Derrem. It was at this point the Labrador realised that life wasn't so kind. Verbal and physical abuse for no apparent reason became the norm. It was often spat at, humiliated in public and made to carry Spice on its ribcage between houses by people it'd trusted to continue the warm, loving environment it'd become accustomed to. After more than a decade of abewse and unanswered prayers, coupled with a decrease in physical health as well as mental, that tragic Labrador decided to take the ultimate step and sink to the bottom of water until the pain stopped.

I'm sure whatever you mean is proper philosophical like.

I didn't see it that way. He's a bit emotional, isn't he? Like a lassy. Hopefully the outpouring of fan support since has made him put the chocolate down. Big game on Sunday.