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I thought he looked mint the whole match and him having to get it left wing on half way during the first half was a criticism of us as a team. We'll get better and bring out the best in him in the opponents' third.

Need the guy who'll get us the 9th and 10th to finish them off.

I predict him warming a bottle of frozen milk extracted from his bird's tit when they've got a corner.

If Bruno doesn't turn up here I'll invite triggers of his new release clause.

Who died?

Not convinced by the line-up. I hate that it's come to this but... everyone in the away end: Fiiiight and Wiiin

Met Ryder once and he was collecting Belgian beers some journalist had left with my staff for him. Eyes looked glazed at the time and I sensed the presence of a tragedy. Seen Edwards in Inflataspace yelling at those 'Tipping Point' machines with the coppers in. And I sensed the presence of a tragedy.

Spunk thrown on your face by Multiple Miggs.

No chance with Southgate in charge. The cunt's the dad in the Aquafresh advert. Still shit for him like.

I'd had a few and I expect I said that tongue-in-cheek (ish).

I love Howe and it'd be stupid of us to even question not continuing with him at this point. But there's nowt wrong in pointing out that we are poor on the ball now and it's starting to feel consistently so. It needs sorting and I hope he can sort it, I'd love for him to be here for 2 decades.

Just thought we looked shite. I appreciate the journey but here we are and that's what they delivered

Wind it in you fucking idiot.

I think we looked like bairns staring ate2 Cliff Richard with his cock out. Our form leading up to this reminded me of our form leading up to the League Cup Final. We didn't deliver then either. I'm not a knee jerker but I do think Howe can't take it past the threshold he wants to. He's too nice and it's a shame cos I like him.

I'll let it fester.

Anyone else think we looked like shell-shocked pussies and, if so, who do you replace him with?

He grabbed the arm of a bird I planned to give a shag to and asserted she belonged to him in Jonny Ringos, 2003. This was widely reported on at the time in my head. A doorman threw him out and me and her blossomed until I tried to shag her sister cos she had bigger tits. Even her mam was worth one. Household was a proper treasure trove.

Aye the way the game is it's a blatant pen. I'd be angry at Pope cos they all know the crack. The second one is dubious but it did stop us scoring like. I'm lost with the rules on handball now so just like to shout.

Been that way my whole life.

I thought Bruno was better today. In general he seemed to be more on it, there was one horrendous ball from Burn to him first half and he turned it into an attack that was reminiscent of the shit he did when he wasn't into PlayBus. He's the heartbeat of the team and this shit matters. Hopefully the kid is in the care system and there to stay.

Relieved but what has Pawson got against us? Sky generational programming or did I do his wife when he was at the allotment?

Brighton and this first half feel like the games leading up to the League Cup Final.

Ah, I rarely watch telly and assumed she'd just vanished like all of the women I fancied 😉

I've had several promotions since then, I've no idea of the condition she's in now and with that accent she'd better have used Oil of Ulay.

Think the blonde out of Kenickie might be a mackem. I'd have treated her like a seagull back in the day.