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He's a spaz for never clearing his inbox. PS apologies for the pissed up texts last night. Apologies to other members affected by the same problem. A helpline has been set up.

Agreed. Change your fucking ava by the way Christmas Tree.

Aye, bit of positive thinking. Let's hope he responds well to coming to a big club, feels he has summat to prove and raises his game, adding to the team in the process.

Still a tempting option though if you've nowt but KoL on the old ipod.

Well put Fish and very hard to argue against any of it, as usual.

Not on the menu either? I've never ever requested it of a female as it happens, but it's been on the menu by virtue of their requesting it. If you can fathom that.

Inciting your own child to violence is far worse tbh. Obviously.

If this isn't on the menu then theres something very wrong with the relationship tbh. On the other hand, brown wings holds very little appeal.

Posted while you were posting...

Hope Bentley flops at Brum either way now. Ideally due to inflated ego problems, meaning we dodged a bullet. Fingers crossed

PS and she was shagging a 'white dude' from the USA an arl just for completeness. That ponce of a dancing partner. Not that his ethnicity would have featured in your derisory attempts at a put down of course.

Black dude????? How is that racism? For fuck sake mate grow up Its not my fault some fat bird questioned your sexual powers in your local pub. You know what I'm getting at. You wouldn't be making the connection to Abi Titmus (and all that carry on) if that was all you were implying. You're basically choosing to highlight that because in your head there's summat off about it. I don't need to grow up, it's just palpable that you're a complete cunt.

Aye tbf I'm the last person to call for bannings on here due to the history of the place and it's unwritten constitution, but can we have him for racism this time and just call it a day?

The man's embarrasment threshold is stratospheric.

You just keep hanging yourself out to dry, eh? Theres a love.

oh dear. do you feel the need to back up your mate again Or are you still obsessed. *chomp*

Just better material then.

I voted Blacklace in a completely non-ironic sense btw.

Gonna need better wum material than that tbf.

To paraphrase Otis "Ironfist" London: I found out where Liam lives from 'Pretty Green' records held at Companies House and I paid him a visit late one Saturday night. When he answered the door I kneed him in the groin. Then I got him in an arm lock and whilst wearing a duster, gave it to him again and again in the mush. He tried to fight back, hooking his foot round the front of my leg to get me off balance, but I'm no mug and I took the skin off his shins with my heel. The noise brought Nicole and the kids downstairs but I told them to keep out of it, this was between me and him. I back heeled him in the knee and heard it pop. He screamed and went down like a sack of spuds. He wasn't getting up after that, but I gave his face the millimetre tread for good measure. *walks off, whistling 'Dock of the Bay'*

I love the way this has eventually got into football fan analogies like. Was only ever a matter of time.

Back off the mic a bit. Nowt wrong with a bit of Diamond tbh.

"She's got Barry Davies eyes"

2J's workout consists of one full circuit of the gym's revolving door I reckon.

'generic nobhead' walks into massive man trap.