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Fuck off Liverpool!

That's Milner for you. All graft, no craft. He does at least have the complexion of a cheese slice tbf. exactement!

That's Milner for you. All graft, no craft. He does at least have the complexion of a cheese slice tbf.

C'mon let's beat these bastards. Attack!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If there was even an ounce of truth in this it would appall me.

The backward cousin that nobody likes to talk about.

The more I think about it, the more it's a no.

[series 2: on the back of a meat wagon] "It's BSE day today...bit of somethign extra!"

Jesus wept! I'd rather put Ashley's old underpants on my head like a balaclava and go out jogging ffs!

I wouldnt have them through the door of the Trent tbh.

I was told she fell for J69 because he's such a hard bastard and good looking kid, but stopped short of shagging him because his cock was just too big. Have you taken over wackys obsession with posting about me for no apparent reason? Im glad i irritate you so much You know the reason, you're a top shelf cunt! Remember that time he said he was going to knock me out It turns out he's actually 5ft9 and 10st as well. Selective memory there. I think the story went you had 1 shandy too many and called everyone around you a specky fucking cunt (or something similarly intelligent). And i remarked if you had been sat next to me when you said it id have 'put you on your arse'. Its a moot point anyway as like wacky you make stories up to prove how much of a working class 'lercal' you really are Right that's it I'm going on the next toontastic piss-up and am gonna be all up in J69's face until he "puts me in my place"!!!!! Fucking nimrod. Look what trouble Terri's baps have caused!

Tbf I wouldn't touch that. Amen to that. I'd rather put Wacky's underpants on my head like a balaclava and go out jogging ffs! Prude! I wear Wacky like a feed bag everytime I go for a run. Anyway back to our lovely Terri, she's got a head like a squashed pork pie.

Tbf I wouldn't touch that. Amen to that. I'd rather put Wacky's underpants on my head like a balaclava and go out jogging ffs!

Has to be a thanks but no thanks. As has been said it doesnt matter how good someone is if theyre not available and although he's stayed injury free this last season that has to be judged against a 10 year career where he has been injured on many occasions and for huge spells. Not just impact injuries either, real innocuous stuff. In addition to that I'd also add that CB is one of those positions where the entire team benefits by having a settled partnership back there. Potentially you also weaken the co-CB's game by chopping and changing to accomodate his injury lay-offs. Shame as I love the guy as a player but the botom line is he's a crock.

I'm going to accept that with the sincerity and grattitude that it was offered with.

People are literally still looking on stunned as the pun dawns on them thanks to yours truly. Ritchie has been lurking in here for 15 minutes now, possibly catatonic.

I was wondering when someone would notice it Erm, some of us noticed it straight away but thought it too shite to mention!!! btw, Besty, I'm only joshing widya Yeah, yeah, owt you say marra. Neebody except Alan fucking Turing over here. FACT.

I've met Besty in real life and to be fair he is nowhere near as gormless as he looks in that photo. That said, he is still pretty gormless like.

I've just realised the title is a pun on Toy Story. Harder than the Times Cryptic tbh. What do I win?

Doesn't that sort of negate the purpose of a sticky? A sticky keeps something up there to draw attention to it where it otherwise might not remain afloat on it's own and hence slip away from view. Just gets a bit tedious with the same threads popping up at the top of the board mixed in with new fat pig updates. Why not just accept they will always be there and keep them in the same place? I'm not disputing they will. Equally I don't mind when they disappear from view. So no, basically.

Doesn't that sort of negate the purpose of a sticky? A sticky keeps something up there to draw attention to it where it otherwise might not remain afloat on it's own and hence slip away from view. What the fuck am I doing waffling on about subjects like this at 1.27 am? fat pig.

Doesn't that sort of negate the purpose of a sticky? A sticky keeps something up there to draw attention to it where it otherwise might not remain afloat on it's own and hence slip away from view. What the fuck am I doing waffling on about subjects like this at 1.27 am?

Doesn't that sort of negate the purpose of a sticky? A sticky keeps something up there to draw attention to it where it otherwise might not remain afloat on it's own and hence slip away from view.

fat pig.

PS just noticed Oba's post in this thread-what happened to him more like? Big miss.