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Malcolm McLaren - Double Dutch

My last post in this thread I was only 27!

There's man love and then theres Muller Love (Mullah Love). I'll get me burkha.

fyp Wolfy........please tell me you thought Jimbo was serious when he said jazz movies?!

Aye and I'll bet she's not even got her own teeth.

His namesake does match reports on Sky. If that's a take-off of the Kim Carnes song then it should be 'Barry Davies Eyes' tbh.

231 in dog years then.

I've said it once and I'll say it again, Sarah-Lou is the only show in town.

I wouldnt give her the steam off my piss tbh, which is ironic as she'd probably be up for that kind of thing.

Aye and the gammy leg from the Blitz.

Carla must be 50 if she's a day.

Being an outsider myself, the thing that I've noticed that I think distinguishges me from 'proper' Geordies is that I don't have the same parochial rivalry towards Sunderland and hence the derby isn't as all consuming an occasion for me. I still feel like it's one of our biggest games of the season...just not the biggest-and thats cos by and large I don't have the same pre-match build up and needle with Mackems that you need to put the match on a different level of significance. The rivalry I do feel is entirely against SAFC and isolated to a matchday. As for Sunderland the 'City' it's a complete hole and therefore I don't think rivalry or hatred comes into it-you need the other place to engender some degree of envy/insecurity for that and quite simply Sunderland the place is a completely inferior place in terms of civic pride.

He reminds me of that mentalist on Phoenix Nights on the alternative comedy night. "He used to teach me woodwork"

Not if they look like that I'm not.

Herman Dune - I Wish That I Could See You Soon

QFT. Obviously it would be a revolting thought, but can you imagine what it'd have been if he'd gone to Man U and avoided injury?

I thought the result was good too. tee hee.

Can't take this seriously as I'm imagining all those expletives in that gay voice.

Fair play to the City fans yesterday with the silence, it was impeccably observed. Harsh when you're marginalised to the extent they were in their own derby fixture and reduced to a bit part amidst the national media Man U obsession. Thought the audible Frank Swift chorus was poignant too.

When someones flashing me their knockers I want to know it's because they're simultaneously fizzing at their slit tbh. And rightly so.

In all seriousness, I'll bet most Jack the Rippers are absolute hounds in natural light. Or average at best. I'd side with the Fish on this one. Plus it's fucking depressing knowing someone's only flashing you their knockers cos you're parting with your cash.

Every epic journey is made up of many small steps. Man who goes to bed with itchy hole wakes up with smelly finger. Pretty sure that is un-islamic. Confucious.

Every epic journey is made up of many small steps. Man who goes to bed with itchy hole wakes up with smelly finger.

This one for me. How shit is his ice cream van?

Jean De Florette et Manon Des Sources tbh.